CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 i wanna piss on that asparagus train so badly right now, piss like all over it mad wasted n shit. in front of a horribly offended crowd directly before i get arrested. be mad worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 went inside the civic center...took a flick of the asparagus mascot named "Gus"...get it?.. spun a wheel and won a prize from this yogurt company..frisbee.. cool design in the roof of the civic center.. interesting facts my ex was pointing out to me.. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTheRipper Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 :lol: ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 let him finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 dude this shits been going on for like an hour, Cali knows its all love. but still does not excuse this disasterous asparagul peenal explosion of smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 so the whole point of going into the civic center was to see Martin Yan....remember him..from the 80s cooking show "Yan Can Cook"? all you younger people wont remember him, but he was kinda like the guy fieri of our generation.. heres some pics of him.. the lighting was bad in the civic center...so most of the pictures of him cooking his asparagus stir fry didnt come out so good...so heres a couple of him skinning and dicing a bell pepper.. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 that asparagus eating rice man lives in Vancouver son. he makes the best peking duck using actual peking babies from peking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 asparagus art made out of cans.. crowds really picked up by the time we finished watching martin yan cook.. sorry...no perveract pics this time because i brought sand to the beach.. got hungry again, so we bought some papusas (salvadorian food)..no asparagus in it though.. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 missed the first part of these people...but here is some flexible asian girl.. this guy was hella homo.. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTheRipper Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 cos man give it a rest already show a little re-spek *edit do your thing cali sry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 tightrope walker.. tightrope sitter.. tightrope stand on a ladder whilespinning a ball...er.. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 smash this chica.. ok...maybe i snuck in one perveract shot.. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 exgirlfriend felt patriotic at this point i guess cause she asked me to flick city hall with the flag in front of it.. ok...this next shit was fucking nuts...it was a contest where you had to ride a bike from one line to the finish line...3 tries for $5 1 try for $3.. it was rigged in a way where if you turn the steering wheel to the right, the tire turns to the left....if you managed to get across the finish line, you would win $100.. great hustle....the guy collected money from people ALL DAY LONG..and only had to pay out to one winner...the guy who owned it showed everyone how it was done, and he did it no prob at all. more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 at this point, i was pretty sun burnt and tired...it was about 5pm now, and i knew if i took too many more pictures to put in this thread, COS would probably have an annurism..lol...so we decided to leave.. heres me bumping some good music to end the day, while heading back to sacramento.. the drive home.. cows by houses.. hope ya'll enjoyed...even you COS.. THE END :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 haha... well played my dude. looked like a fun day. proped B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTheRipper Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 that deep fried asparagus, damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ya def looked good. i wanna make that shit now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 must spread rep. damn cali looks hella tasty...perfect weather too COS QUIT FUCKING UP THE FLOW MAN!! GODDAMN POSTING MARTY McFLY WTF!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 suggestion cali. upload yer bloody photos before starting your post(s) homie. geezus. iv been waiting to drop "Hopefully you got flicks of the stampede running from the port-a-jon's in horror of the reaking aspargus piss pollution" far to long... that is all. i know, i know..i uploaded the pics before posting, but the typing out the description is what takes forever...theres another way to do it, where i can copy and paste everything into a word file and then cut and paste into here, but thats just an extra step for me... as for the port-a-potty's, i stayed away from those all day...peed when i got home...it smelt terrible! that asparagus deserves its own thread, damn. hell yeah it does...it was the best thing they were selling there...although i didnt try the asparagus ice cream.. cali gonna need his own website for all this bandwidth. and i aint talkin pics, you see the size of that at&t volunteer? haha..yea..she was big..but hella old too. :lol: :lol: i wanna piss on that asparagus train so badly right now, piss like all over it mad wasted n shit. in front of a horribly offended crowd directly before i get arrested. be mad worth it. there were hella kids around...but if pulling out your junk in public is your thing..then be my guest. :lol: ^ ^:lol: let him finish thanks Boats..sorry for taking forever. dude this shits been going on for like an hour, Cali knows its all love. but still does not excuse this disasterous asparagul peenal explosion of smell. it only took me an hour and 45 minutes to post it all...lol. that asparagus eating rice man lives in Vancouver son. he makes the best peking duck using actual peking babies from peking. i though he lived in the bay...hmmmm...either way, yan is the man...he was cracking jokes all throughout the show..vewwy funny. cos man give it a rest already show a little re-spek *edit do your thing cali sry thanks for having my back croc. its all good though...i was actually laughing the whole time i was making the posts, cause i knew it was taking forever and cos was getting frustrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 haha... well played my dude. looked like a fun day. proped B) cool man...thanks for the props. :p that deep fried asparagus, damn! i shouldve went back for more :( ya def looked good. i wanna make that shit now. you should just roll out here next year..just take the 5 south for like 10 hours. must spread rep. damn cali looks hella tasty...perfect weather too COS QUIT FUCKING UP THE FLOW MAN!! GODDAMN POSTING MARTY McFLY WTF!! yeah...theres a couple more festivals coming up within the next 2 months...i will try to take flicks there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ahhh you know what cali, yer right... he is in the bay. i got confused by a typical canadiana knock off, "Stephen Yan" of "Wok with Yan" like wtf canada!?!? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Yan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTheRipper Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yo props on the Martin Yan flix Cali, old skool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 our guy: your guy: *edit.. thanks mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 our man of ricean decent was a funny fucker too, as par his aprin. dude always rocked diff ones :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 cali with the power multi-quoting. all them festivities for some apsaragus?..i think i found a whole new appreciation for it. for some reason tho....the only thing i could think of while observing your post was the part in ELF when they are trying to come up with a story line for a kids book with the Miles Finch " A tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious the way their pee smells" nice post however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 lol...yeah...and it was in stockton!...next time youre in stockton, you should let me know, so we can get some asparaguses! lol...elf was an awesome movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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