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THE OFFICIAL TALES FROM THE CRYPT APPRECIATION THREAD....


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back to tales, this was a good episode:

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0716909/

 

 

http://www.amazon.com/Tales-Crypt-Cookin-Christopher-Reeve/dp/6303654231

 

What's Cookin' - Business stinks at the all-squid diner, and Fred (Christopher Reeve) can't pay the rent. But the "steaks" get even higher when his landlord (Meatloaf) is the suspected victim of a real "butcher" job. Now business is sizzling and folks are "hooked" on Fred's cooking. Come dinnertime, you never know who'll be hanging around...in the freezer!

Split Personality - For two-bit gambler Stetson (Joe Pesci), good things come in pairs. He hits the jackpot when he meets April and June, billionaire twins with time to kill. Betting double or nothing, he marries both - one to his twin "brother." When the girls discover he's been two-timing them, it leads to a nasty separation. As Ye Sow - Leo (Hector Elizondo) worships his wife (Patsy Kensit), but he fears she's not exactly keeping the faith. It seems she's getting more than wine and wafers from the local priest (John Shea). Fighting hellfire with hellfire, Leo strikes a devilish pact - only to learn what happens when you go to confession and don't have a prayer.

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My fave was always the one where the two guys go to a funeral home, and jump in a coffin and go through the incinerator to a secret room full of hot halfnaked vampire girls who rip out their hearst and whatnot. It might have had Danny Devito in it as the one who uses the lazer to seperate the head vampire chicks heart into four segments. 5 star televison.

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