Community Service

[MOE-LESTER]

Im sure most of the people on here have had to do court ordered community service for the various crimes we commit.

 

The first time we had to clean cop cars and vans for 8 hours straight. shit was degrading, cops would drive their cars up and make us wash them while they stood around and watched us like the redneck perv from dodgeball. i caught a scribe up in the police bus though while old man willard wasnt looking.

 

this time i caught a ten day bid for a certain bay area city's Public Works department. this shit is crucial, my entire christmas break i have to wake up at 6:30am and go clean out storm gutters in the cold and rain. im wearing a stinky ass, dirty ass rain jacket and boots worn by hundreds of "court-orders" before me, while i shovel dirt and dead leaves out of drains and ditches. i thought i would be painting walls and picking up garbage, i got screwed over.

 

i did the math though, i would have had to do more than 200 hours in jail, versus 80 hours of manual labor and the chance to sleep in my own bed everynight.

 

what kind of stories you got?????????????

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

What you know bout 2000 hours community service?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTHIN NIGGA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT 2000 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!

[MOE-LESTER]

if i had 2000 i would just do the time, its not even worth it at that point. unless you spread it out over a couple years.

[MOE-LESTER]

thats only 2.5 months in jail anyways, its a pretty stiff sentence but its nothing to grab your nuts about.

[~KRYLON2~]

i had 500 back in the day, but it beats going to jail

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

There was no option to just do the time.

2000 hours to be done over a 3 year probation.

After a 30 day bid in county.

The closest to that amount was a dude who was doing 1000 hours for date rape.

 

Of course if it's not completed on time it would be more jail time for the ballance of whatever hours were left over. If that's what you meant.

[hatetown]

i had to work at some christian-owned retail shop and then i had to clean up this park really really early in the morning.

 

and those were from truancy from never going to high school. and i still made good grades

[~KRYLON2~]

community service for not going to school? thats hurting

[the_gooch]

if i had 2000 i would just do the time, its not even worth it at that point. unless you spread it out over a couple years.

 

fuck that!

 

i'd rather come home every night, sleep in my own bed, and shower in my own shower.

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

^Exactly.

[CACashRefund]

As i kid by my count i did about 300 hours of community service

 

As an adult ive done 100

 

Its whatever

[CACashRefund]

fuck that!

 

i'd rather come home every night, sleep in my own bed, and shower in my own shower.

 

 

for reals

 

when you go to jail you realize how mch shit you take for granted

 

like being able to shower when you want

[Deloner]

Showers are overrated.

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

i had to work at some christian-owned retail shop and then i had to clean up this park really really early in the morning.

 

 

I had to shovel through 2 or three feet of dogshit, diapers and other assorted trash that people in the hood would throw over their fences into the cat alley between houses. On multiple occasions.

Twice I found turtles. That I guess people just turned loose when they didn't feel like feeding them.

One was dead, the other was alive and just crawing around in some cat alley in North Philly.

Got whiteout tags on both of them.

I wrote RIP MR. Turtle on the one that was dead.

 

Other than that it was mostly just sweeping up and shoveling trash into bags.

And sneaking marker tags on poles and phonebooths and shit when nobody was looking.

[LIVERWURST*]

I did a bunch of community service in high school. As an adult I got 100 hours and worked it at a leftist community radio station. I worked it for the most part, but they gave me the key to the station and I worked off hours pretty often so I got to track my own hours. However, I ended up working with them after the community service on an anti-Iraq war speaking series. I wonder if the DA thought I'd be working for a group that promoted anti-police and anti-government causes when he lied to my lawyer about my plea and than sprang an extra fine on me in court.

[earmuffs]

I did 100 hours a a community recreation arena.. wasn't so bad..

[Guest shai_hulud]

I had to clean schools two days a week for a summer when I was in high school.

 

I got to smoke and hang out with cholos and stoners who were on community service. It was okay.

[screaming hand logo]

i did community service only 25 hours last year at this place grey bears. what you would have to do is roll up news papers theres no supervisor so i'd go with a buddie play psp draw go to 7-11 and get snacks. wasnt bad at all

[hatetown]

community service for not going to school? thats hurting

 

i went to a high school that actually made you show up or your parents get a gay ass fine if you dont show up to court and if you dont start showing up to class.

[Pistol]

in the city i work for, the supertindent has the community service workers go pick up HEP C infested sofas from alleys, weed, and other bullshit details that his workers would bitch about.

 

graffiti removal is actually one of the easier jobs in public works.

[DrUnKpUnCh]

my boy and i got popped bombing and ended up at precita eyes mural center doin murals for carnaval in the mission.

 

he and i were the last ones to do this, because the da found out we were doin art for our community serv. they stopped lettin people go there for their service.

[Pistol]

what you need to do is find some non-profit help out a little and have them sign off your hours. shit you can even serve up beers and clean up at a VFW and get 'em to sign off if you know them.

[Big Bruno]

I never did any community service. I'm on probation in Denver, but I live in Texas. I was supposed to do 48 hours of community service and I got to go any non-profit organization that I wanted. I just took my papers to my friends mother who works at a daycare in a church and she signed off on them.

[MOE-LESTER]

non profit work?? yeah right. the only places i got to choose from was public works.

 

 

am i the only one who had to wash police cars?

[vanfullofretards]

Probably.

 

 

I got to chose my own non-profit organization. So now I'm finishing up my C.S. at the library.

 

Have fun with the snow MOLESTER!!

[Prime Chaos]

I organized cans for 35 hours and stuffed envelops for another 35. wasnt that bad. but then again nothing i had to do involved any amount or actual labor..

[MOE-LESTER]

soudns like you all got the fuzzy comm service, i would much rather be pi king up trash than cleaning out sewer drains.

[Stimme]

My brother is a youth pastor at the salvation army so every time i get that shit I just go up there and do all my hours. Shit is crazy easy, I basically sit there clean up the building a little, make copies, type some shit out and thats really about it.

[Sars.Saw.Chicago]

in highskool they had some bullshit ass rule about everyone had to do 40hours of Com. Serv. in order to graduate.....

[Dawood]

I did community service back in the day. There was this young graffiti writer who was there doing community service with me every time I was there, so , he wrapped up his time and I had like 980519570897 hours left so he kept coming back every week to help me even though he was done. He just wanted to come kick it, so eventually we talked the police into using his time toward my hours.....I still never finished the time because it was a grip of hours. They finally let me just pay some dough to lift it. I was relieved to not be picked up on that warrant every time.