~KRYLON2~ Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 cancel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Dang. You fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Damn...why did you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I don't even get this anymore. Maybe like a week ago. Even then, it was old. Dude. You need to live moar of your life on the internet. Then you won't be so behind on the times. You's gonna get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 more like a month ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 They need to put air in that ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Bloodfart, you just remeinded me why I need to get off the internet and go back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Anyone know where I could get some etch bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 yeah just deleate the thread, that shit is gross, i just puked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 looks like a def brokened nose to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 yeah just deleate the thread, that shit is gross, i just puked. you fucking pussy :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 B& and haha, you puked after that shit. LAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 The Vangelis Esper edition of the soundtrack is good. Blade Runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 B& and haha, you puked after that shit. LAME. yeah, i heard about this vid on the radio, so i figured i would check it out when i got home, so im eating some food getting ready to watch the vid, first 5 seconds was all i could take, next thing i know im caughing and a few chunks came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Is she doing porn yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 wow, stop bumping the thread :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Weak son. Why do kids have to rush to 12oz everytime they see something... "OMG! I'm gonna post on 12oz about it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Because thats what ch 0 is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'm going to go find some breakfast, I will come back and post a thread about what I find in my refridgerator. I will more than likely watch television while I eat, I will take notes then come post a thread about what I saw on the talking picture box. Rate commercials. Brief over-views on whatever episode of Metalocalypse I decide to watch. After that, I will probably smoke a cigarette. There quite possibly could be some action going down in the back yard. Squirrel fights. Birds eating out of the feeders. Real hood shit. I'll be sure to tell you dudes about that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I also just took a shower. The water was a perfect temp. I no longer smell like a dirty burrito. I used a light blue towel to dry off with. Now I am wearing the same skirt and a brown shirt with a bird drinking at a bar. Just keeping you guys up to date on the haps in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 That's what's up...uh huh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontemptme Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Sounds fucking boring Blood fart... but mine is also.. so i'll go away now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Inhale. Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can. A friend of mine, when he was 13 years old he heard about "pegging." This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend's a little sex maniac. He's always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it's going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned. So my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline. Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt. At home, he whittles the carrot into a blunt tool. He slathers it with grease and grinds his ass down on it. Then, nothing. No orgasm. Nothing happens except it hurts. Then, this kid, his mom yells it's supper time. She says to come down, right now. He works the carrot out and stashes the slippery, filthy thing in the dirty clothes under his bed. After dinner, he goes to find the carrot, and it's gone. All his dirty clothes, while he ate dinner, his mom grabbed them all to do laundry. No way could she not find the carrot, carefully shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen, still shiny with lube and stinky. This friend of mine, he waits months under a black cloud, waiting for his folks to confront him. And they nev¬er do. Ever. Even now that he's grown up, that invisible carrot hangs over every Christmas dinner, every birthday party. Every Easter egg hunt with his kids, his parents' grandkids, that ghost carrot is hovering over all of them. That something too awful to name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 yea... your "friend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontemptme Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 were you that kid Irish...and if so...have you confessed?? to anybody..?? or is that what youre trying to accomplish as we type.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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