Tuff Tone Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 all the time, me and a friend of mine were dating sisters. we would leave school friday and stay at their crib untill sunday night and almost every time we left on sunday he would pass some really bad gas and say UGHHHH ive been holding that one, so this guy would hold his shits and farts all weekend long. i told him that wasent healthy he said whatever, turnes out he had to get a enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i say offensive things in public and laugh when people glare at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 whats better than running water and not washing is farting softly as not to signal anyone of their upcoming fate and then procedd to leave a trail of vapors in the room as you walk out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 My friend worked at a gas station and he kept a big ass rock right outside the door for people who tried to steal gas, and actually broke out someones back window one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I wear the same pair of pants everyday. And, I'm calling shenanigans on the gas fillup scam. come to Jersey and i'll hook u up with a tank of gas for 5 dollars. the only thing is that sometimes the dude double checks what you said so it's not always fool proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 My friend worked at a gas station and he kept a big ass rock right outside the door for people who tried to steal gas, and actually broke out someones back window one time. i smell bullshit on that one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 whats better then dominating in a public bathroom and then looking at the faces of people who walk in the bathroom and walk straight back out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Lewis Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 whats better than running water and not washing is farting softly as not to signal anyone of their upcoming fate and then procedd to leave a trail of vapors in the room as you walk out. ^^^^Cropdusting!!! Huge fan!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I wear the same pair of pants everyday. And, I'm calling shenanigans on the gas fillup scam. yeah i wear the same khakis everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i smell bullshit on that one :D Yeah, ok dude, its really far fetched. Also, his aunt owned the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Yeah, ok dude, its really far fetched. as long as we both agree that it's really far fetched :huh: now that we are done with that back to MAN TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I was being sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 so how does that gas thing work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i know i got that part bro i was messing with you you roll up to the gas station and say 'fill' to the attendant, hoping he doesn't double check what you said. so then he fills your tank. he comes to collect, you should be on your cell phone at this point to help sell the story, and tell him you only wanted 5 dollars worth and hold up a lincoln. he complains and you say thats all the money you got. show him and empty wallet. then he'll def be pissed but you got gas. only do this when your really are in a bind and need gas for the next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 what the fuck? where the fuck do you live? who the fuck has a godamn full service station now and days? ? wtf?!?!?!? sorry, I'm drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 he didnt mention that the guy will throw shit at your car as you speed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i didnt even think full service shit existed anymore? even if i came across it the attendant would give me one look and not even fucking care cause i'm a) not handicapped and b) not a 80yr old women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 /no man talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 its illegal to pump your own gas in oregon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Here in NYC we have alot of full service gas stations, I think Jersey has them too. Scam sounds weak to me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 peach fuzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Ever take a bitch home from the club and the next morning pretend to sleep through her ass trying to get a ride hella embarressed, and then she has to catch the bus with her club clothes on...... /MAN TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 not from the club but i brought a chick back looked at her sober in the morning (bitch was not a looker to say the least) and steady kicked it in the shower with the door locked till i heard my rooms door shut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 the fridge does just fine... i think thats what it was made for and yes i totally run the water after i piss knowing that i have no intentions of actually washing my hands if there are people around HAHAH. i do this every night. Then when someone wants to bum a smoke off me its funny thinking, yo what would this dude say if he knew i didn't wash my hands right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i mean fuck i learned not to piss on my hands in like first grade... washing your hands in over rated, but i totally do it all the time at work cause its just that extra 3 or so minutes in the bathroom that i'm not working. sometimes i wash before and after i pee (but mainly cause i have press ink on my hands) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 You ever take piss then run the water in the sink so your girl thinks you washed your hands? Thats fuckin Classic.. Like pissing in the sink just because its a little easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Top decking. It's what was for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 holy shit, this thread is great and i only read the first 3pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 He was out doing manly type shit like fixing cars or exploring new land to build his own house on with his bear hands when a rattle snake bit him. He sucked out the poison, put some tissue paper on it and tied it up with electric tape after biting the snakes head off and spitting it at his girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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