GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 So I got my car ran the fuck into, but I met a SICKENING milf. I went to goto the gas station to pick up an L. To be safe I purposely go around the place instead of turning into the opening that faces a busy ass street. As I pull into the place, BAM this cunt rag backs into the side of my whipske. She automatically starts bawling her eyes out while I step to peep the damage. Her boyfriend finally gets out and gives me all the info and shit. She seemed legit and I was high so I said fuck it I ain't getting a police report. So they bounce and I'm taking a few flicks of my car when this BMW 7-series pulls up right next to me. This fucking SEXY ass woman hops out and pays for some gas. She rolls up to me and asks what happened and if I'm all good. I said yeah and she says that she is an insurance agent and peeps the info I got off the other ho to make sure it is cool. Then after some more convo she asks if I want her to call the insurance company for me and shit so I said whatever. She bends in her car to grab her phone and GOD DAMNNNNN her ass was nice, not to mention her whole body and face. So for some reason the 411 person "can't locate the listing" for the insurance company but the lady told me it is a legit company. So now she writes her phone number down for me and tells me that she is about to go out for the night and I should call her tomorrow morning, 'not too early because I'll be hung over." She said that she can look up the info for me and make sure the bitch is legit, even though I could do that myself. I'm 50/50 on whether she is just a really nice woman or wants my dill. She asked how old I was and asked if I knew her daughter which I do, so she may just be trying to help me out but the whole time she kept touching me and giving me that "I want to fuck you" face. This breezy is fucking BEAUTIFUL. She is one of those young mom's so her daughter is 20 but she is only like 37 or so. She looks dead seriously about 28 years old. Gorgeous face, perfectly white teeth, GREAT tits, ass and legs. I think I'm going to call her and see what is up with her helping me out. If she doesn't make any type of move do you guys think I should tell her how nice of a person she is and ask her if I could take her out to dinner or lunch some time to thank her? Then if she accepts it would be on. Bitch is divorced too. No husbands to fuck with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 hell yeah gopher it, its worth a shot she probably wants some young meat. keep us posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 i think she wants to get you her and her daughter into a threesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Yeah dude I'm hoping, I really want to fuck with some nice milf twat. This jawn is foreal SMOKIN, she looks like a fucking model or something. Plus she got madd loot and seems like a really intelligent person, but also likes to party it up on a Sunday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 i think she wants to get you her and her daughter into a threesome Her daughter is fly as fuck too. She is one of those girls that EVERYONE wanted to fuck in highschool. But she isn't fucking with her mom. I really wish I had flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 i love when shit like that happens. (not the car getting hit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 She wants the DIIILLLLLLZZZZ. Better put that Gouchi condom to use homie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 DOA.. THIS IS FOR YOU.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 And post some flicks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 DOA.. THIS IS FOR YOU.. I don't trust you. It's that Rick Rolled shit aint it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 you really hate that shit dont you? does it give you nightmares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Haha, I'll definitely get flicks if I can, I really want ya'll to peep this jawn because milf is an understatement. DAO, did you try just CTRL+ALT+DELETE and cancel the internet browser? I got rickrolled once and that is all I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I'll try that next time I get caught slipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coocoostew Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 you lucky motherfucker, twerk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 she's hot, drives a 7 series, and has experience. what is there to think about? SMASH AWAY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 suprise aids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Do it you it will be the best time ever srsly them milfs know how to give dudes the business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ididitmyway Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Effin' with your head; she just wants to try to sell you insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 shes sounds hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 So how much damage was done to your car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Basically just my back passenger side door got smashed up. Milf piece told me she had a Lac and the same shit happened and it was like 5k of damage so who knows. She didn't answer her office phone today. I don't think she ended up going to work. She said she was off to party so maybe she had a bad hangover and didn't go. I left a message after she didn't pick up the phone like 3 times so I'm guessing she either hits me back tomorrow and apologizes or doesn't at all. Bummer. Not how I expected it to go. Bitch lives like a block and a half away from me too. Blah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 walk down to her house now with a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey to thank her then put on some Barry White and get your Rick Roll dance moves on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 well id say today was a bad day cause i had to get up early for work... only now its a good day cause work lets out in a hour... P.S smash on the milf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Dude. You must have been REALLY high. What the fuck are you thinking? GO FOR THAT SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 I attempted, now I got to see if she calls back or what because other than that I think any further contact would be stalker shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 heed my advice up there. im telling you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 For real. Rick Roll that whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 I think tomorrow if I don't hear back from her by the afternoon I am going to call her and let her know that everything worked out with the insurance information that the bitch gave me and thank her for trying to help me. I might have even left the wrong number because I just got a new jawn and keep getting them confused. There is just something about this woman that fucking fascinates me and the way she was acting towards me that makes me not want to just dead it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 suprise aids? You kidding? Homeboy's got a Gucci Condom. That's top of the line shit right there.... No surprise AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 hit it....and get flicks... then... post them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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