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So I got my car ran the fuck into, but I met a SICKENING milf.

 

I went to goto the gas station to pick up an L. To be safe I purposely go around the place instead of turning into the opening that faces a busy ass street. As I pull into the place, BAM this cunt rag backs into the side of my whipske. She automatically starts bawling her eyes out while I step to peep the damage. Her boyfriend finally gets out and gives me all the info and shit. She seemed legit and I was high so I said fuck it I ain't getting a police report. So they bounce and I'm taking a few flicks of my car when this BMW 7-series pulls up right next to me. This fucking SEXY ass woman hops out and pays for some gas. She rolls up to me and asks what happened and if I'm all good. I said yeah and she says that she is an insurance agent and peeps the info I got off the other ho to make sure it is cool. Then after some more convo she asks if I want her to call the insurance company for me and shit so I said whatever. She bends in her car to grab her phone and GOD DAMNNNNN her ass was nice, not to mention her whole body and face. So for some reason the 411 person "can't locate the listing" for the insurance company but the lady told me it is a legit company. So now she writes her phone number down for me and tells me that she is about to go out for the night and I should call her tomorrow morning, 'not too early because I'll be hung over." She said that she can look up the info for me and make sure the bitch is legit, even though I could do that myself.

 

I'm 50/50 on whether she is just a really nice woman or wants my dill. She asked how old I was and asked if I knew her daughter which I do, so she may just be trying to help me out but the whole time she kept touching me and giving me that "I want to fuck you" face.

 

This breezy is fucking BEAUTIFUL. She is one of those young mom's so her daughter is 20 but she is only like 37 or so. She looks dead seriously about 28 years old. Gorgeous face, perfectly white teeth, GREAT tits, ass and legs.

 

I think I'm going to call her and see what is up with her helping me out. If she doesn't make any type of move do you guys think I should tell her how nice of a person she is and ask her if I could take her out to dinner or lunch some time to thank her? Then if she accepts it would be on.

 

Bitch is divorced too. No husbands to fuck with.

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Yeah dude I'm hoping, I really want to fuck with some nice milf twat.

This jawn is foreal SMOKIN, she looks like a fucking model or something.

Plus she got madd loot and seems like a really intelligent person, but also likes to party it up on a Sunday night.

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i think she wants to get you her and her daughter into a threesome

 

Her daughter is fly as fuck too. She is one of those girls that EVERYONE wanted to fuck in highschool. But she isn't fucking with her mom. I really wish I had flicks.

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Haha, I'll definitely get flicks if I can, I really want ya'll to peep this jawn because milf is an understatement.

 

DAO, did you try just CTRL+ALT+DELETE and cancel the internet browser? I got rickrolled once and that is all I did.

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she's hot, drives a 7 series, and has experience.

 

what is there to think about?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SMASH AWAY!!!

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Do it you it will be the best time ever srsly them milfs know how to give dudes the business.

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Basically just my back passenger side door got smashed up. Milf piece told me she had a Lac and the same shit happened and it was like 5k of damage so who knows.

 

She didn't answer her office phone today. I don't think she ended up going to work. She said she was off to party so maybe she had a bad hangover and didn't go. I left a message after she didn't pick up the phone like 3 times so I'm guessing she either hits me back tomorrow and apologizes or doesn't at all.

 

Bummer. Not how I expected it to go. Bitch lives like a block and a half away from me too. Blah..

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walk down to her house now with a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey to thank her

then put on some Barry White and get your Rick Roll dance moves on.

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well id say today was a bad day cause i had to get up early for work... only now its a good day cause work lets out in a hour...

 

P.S smash on the milf

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Dude.

 

You must have been REALLY high. What the fuck are you thinking?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GO FOR THAT SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

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I attempted, now I got to see if she calls back or what because other than that I think any further contact would be stalker shit.

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