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HOLLA AT ME I DRANK 2 SIXPACKS AND A 5TH OF VODKA WITH TUSS AND MY HEART WAS RAAAAAACING KID. I THOUGHT MY CHEST WAS GONNA EXPLODE, I DONT KNOW WHAT SET IT OFF MAYBE THE BUD OR THE OTHER SHIT BUT I WAS BUGGIN. MEANWHILE SHORTY IM WITH STARTS PRESSIN TRYING TO BRAIN OFF IN THE KITCHEN AND I CANT EVEN STAND UP. SO I STARTED PLAYIN WITH HER TITTIES AND WHATNOT. THEN I GOT MY WHOPEMON AND PASSED OUT HARDBODY, WITH MY GRILL IN, NEXT DAY MY MOUTH TASTED LIKE A ROLL OF PENNIES IN WARM DUCK SAUCE.

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http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=65042

 

Man Breaks Into Home, Molests Toilet Duck Bottle

 

 

Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, broke into his neighbor's house just west of Brisbane. He had apparently overindulged in LSD and amphetamines. He left the house in disarray, according to Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward.

 

When his neighbor returned home, she found clothes and pornographic material scattered around. The toilet was a mess. A homemade sex aid cobbled together from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood, and a latex glove, was left behind.

 

DNA material matching the accused was found on the latex glove. Lacey plead guilty to burglary and willful damage and will serve 12 months community services on an Intensive Correction Order.

 

yeah I know it doesn't belong in this thread but whatever... I figure drinking those nasty things is kind of similar to this....

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Tomato juice, or any clam flavored mutation of it, is not a mixer. Period. My old roomates would make that nasty all the time. On a slightly related note, they alos drank "blood clots"... tomato juice and Tabasco in a shot of tequila. I could never bring myself to drink something so foul.

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