iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 last night is probably the drunkest ive ever been. never go to a bar where you know the bar tender. she will pour you free drinks all night, and you will not know when to stop. no one is answering their phones yet so all i know is that i have bite marks all over my arms and neck... and this isnt some regular shit bite marks either, the muscles hurt from the bites. one thing i do remember is going home in a cab with some girl that was basically giving me head in the cab but not totally. and i dont know how to explain that. what a fucked up night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 bite marks? shes a vampire... your gonna turn soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 i fucking hope so. im not even hung over. i might still be drunk, but i cant tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 did she bite your dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 i have no idea. if she did it wasnt hard enough to leave a mark or give me pain. but from what i remember that bitch better have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Sounds like a cannibal fest to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 last night was crazy dude... i dressed up as a chick for a joke. i totally went down on this drunk ass guy that had bite marks all over him. he really enjoyed it. i stole his car keys and some money on my way out this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 im too fucked up right now to find that funny. plus i have my car keys. fuck knows what the hell happened to my cash though. i think i gave the cab driver a 20 dollar tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 man, you're really really fucked up aren't you? haha you should sit in a dark room with no lights and no sounds for 25 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 wow that sucks you lost your money... i would say spark up a blunt, and kick back to some music and relax for the day... but you know what they say... "cash rules everything around me, cream, get the money, dolla dolla bill yall..." i guess thats just something i would do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Exactly the reasons I DO go to bars where I know the bartenders.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 wow that sucks you lost your money... . i dont think i lost my money, i just dont know what happened to it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Last night I drank at least a quarter handle of Karkov, prolly alot more. Then I went out for food, got into a beef, skullpunched a kid, went home and puked my guts out, then went to a "massage" parlor and afterwards fucked em outta some money, ran out the backdoor and screwed the fuck outta there Last night was a good time for the Channel Zero brethren haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 how i got the bite marks story is as follows, according to friends. me and this girl were in the bar. i was pretty much finger fucking her while she was rubbing the shit out of my dick. i start singing robin thicke - lost without u (this is so ridiculous. i dont even think i know the lyrics to this fucking song. and i was going all acapella... i dont even have that high of a voice.) and when i start singing she starts biting the shit out of me everywhere. the bars close. her and her sister take me and a friend to the other side of town to some apartment party. when we get there we're like. what the fuck? so we start walking to my house, even though its about 20 miles away. the girl that was biting the shit out of me goes with us. i think her name is danielle.. in fact im pretty sure it is because we were calling her dani all night. so we get 3 or 4 blocks down and realize were on the other side of town. i call a cab and dude shows up within 5 minutes. we get into the cab and the girl lays in my lap and starts breathing on my dick really heavy. so i start fucking her face through my pants. she pulls my shit out but just breaths on it the whole ride home. and thats all i know. i have a new phone number in my phone labelled "dbnlllle" i assume that's her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 You sure it wasn't "Danny"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 im pretty sure my judgment isnt that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Fucking awesome.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 im pretty sure my judgment isnt that bad. "Yeah the wallet should totally be there, let's go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mR.Why? Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 good times.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Are you sure she wasn't rubbing cold sore herpes on your dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 bite marks? shes a vampire... your gonna turn soon... And that is when I will be there....to destroy his devils soul from our planet :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 better take a few silver bullets too sneak... could be a werewolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Good thinking, thats why we keep you around.....Always thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 wicked night i wish i got those more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 i have a new phone number in my phone labelled "dbnlllle" i assume that's her. dbnlllle --i think you hooked up with dabney coleman. he's a cock breather from what i hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 good thinking with taking a taxi home. i love drunks who can think like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 so the mustache is what was tickling me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 good thinking with taking a taxi home. i love drunks who can think like that. i dont drive at all if ive been drinking. i know too many people with dui's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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