THANKYOU Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 what would you say??? help a e-buddy out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNIE DIZOE Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 You could mention something along the lines of how lucky he is to be marrying a women who gives such great head. And vouche for how good she is in the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 woah that was so funny i didnt see that sexual reference coming at all fucking N00B say how its dope he found true love, and how hes a standup guy (even if hes not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNIE DIZOE Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Woah that was even funnier I definitely didn't see that Noob reference coming at all I guess I got pwned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 say some sweet things but have your penis hanging out of your pants, be casual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 "good job getting her pregnant, fuckface. have a nice life" or words to that effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Welcome to the end of your life. I hope that you at least got visitation rights to see your balls, since they now will proudly be on display for her friends to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I sang "My Little Buttercup" from the 3 Amigos. Brought the fucking house down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Also, I once witnessed the absolute worst fucking-up-of-the-best-man-speech in the history of marriage, which was due in about equal parts to excessive alcohol consumption and lack of preparedness. It was not pretty... don't fuck this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Google.. What can't you do??? http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Tease is someones best man?! He must be the chip guy or the floor mopper guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 i just witnessed the most shitty best man speech i ever seen. it started: "Ten years ago two little boys met..." it was absolutely horrible just don't do that and i think you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Welcome to the end of your life. I hope that you at least got visitation rights to see your balls, since they now will proudly be on display for her friends to see. hahahahahah oh jebus help me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 No one remembers the good speeches, that is why I recommend getting tore down and saying whatever comes to you mind. I bet that what you say like that will be talked about for years, but if you play it safe, no one will remember. You do want to be remembered, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 "So, Whats the over/under on how long they'll last?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 15, 2007 Author Share Posted September 15, 2007 thanks for nothing people. im just gonna say: "GOOD LUCK NIGGA, 1." close this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Why would someone let you be their best man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 'sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 my buddy ive known for 20+ years picked this dude he had known for three years because his bride knew the guy too.......the guy gave the worst speech, "uhhhh...everyday we would just hang out and drive around....and Chas would always talk about Joy...so I knew he really liked her." I was so pissed at my boy...I coulda talked about when I found his dog when we were 6 or how i was there when he lost his virginity or a bunch of other cool stories........but dude picked a fuckin retard.... just speak from the heart and youll do well...remember not to offend the guests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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