CILONE/SK Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront Fri Aug 31, 1:34 AM ET BEIJING (Reuters) - China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday. Shaolin Temple, in the northern province of Henan, became famous in the West as the training ground for Kwai Chang "Grasshopper" Caine in the 1970s "Kung Fu" TV series. Ninjas -- professional assassins trained in martial arts -- date back to mediaeval Japan. "The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologise to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did," the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks. Relations between Chinese and Japanese are sensitive at the best of times, with emotions still running high over Japan's invasion and occupation of parts of China in the first half of the 20th Century. The Internet user, calling themselves "Five Minutes Every Day", said on an online forum last week that a Japanese ninja came to Shaolin, asked for a fight and many monks failed to beat him, the newspaper said. "The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain," the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post. The Shaolin temple "strongly condemned the horrible deeds" of the user, the newspaper said. "It is not only extremely irresponsible behaviour with respect to the Shaolin temple and its monks, but also to the whole martial art and Chinese nation," it quoted the monks as saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 flea markets are a dying breed. i remember as a kid, my family taking me to them all the time. they were huge in the 80's. now i never see them. maybe it's just where i am. torquemada --you seriously are the gayest person i've ever seen. there's nothing wrong with that, it is who you is. i've just never seen anyone so gay in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Some1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 He isnt really gay...he is just confused...thus explains his undying love of trannys and obscure music...one of which I am really into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 eye<3u2[/color] i'm not trying to hate on your or anything. it's just that 95% of your posts revolve around dicks, dude sex, gay porn, dick in mouth, fingers in butt, etc. be who you are man, as long as your comfortable in your own skin, that's all that matters. and i don't think obscure musical taste can really portray someone as gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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serum Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 actually china should apoligize to all the real shoalin monks that it killed, locked up, and ran out of china. who was offended? the part time fools they have there at the temple playing monk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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