ElectricitySucks Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 i saw an owl chillin on a telephone wire last night. i was pretty psyched. he watched me walk my dog and once we passed him his head turned around like the exorcist and then watched me walk home. hahahahahaha i forgot owls could turn their head almost 360 without moving their body.... just picture this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 dude, all birds do that. theyre nice n plump when theyre relaxed, but they thin out and extend theyre neck when they get scared, hence the Jack in the box. my parakeet did it whenever i would cut on the vacuum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Orly owl to LOL cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 you never know what you'll find dissecting furry owl shit....it's like finding the prize in a box of cracker jacks except there's a few of them.... correct me if i'm wrong but owls seem to be carnivorous as fuck. i mean they eat their prey whole rather than pick it apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 one time one hit my windshield while i drove on a highway late at night.... crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 You guys got me all pumped up for nothin really. That's pretty normal. But yeah...someone already said it but I've heard that if you see an owl out in the wild someone in your family will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Was that owl from Zelda above?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 ^^Exactly what I was thinking. GET OUTTA MY HEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I love owls. We have a park that has lots of them, they always attack joggers. They have the best night vision and are deadly hunters. I saw a clip of an owl that hunted down a hawk, it was cool. The hawk was snagging some field mice so the owl swooped in and took the hawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 My mother once gave me a collection of owl stuff she made when she was a kid. It was hitious. I felt bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 and now you must pass on the merch for future generations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Hitious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 hideous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 and this is what you get when you google the word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 haha. Thats one of those words that I always spell wrong and I'm at work with no firefox to tell me I spell things wrong. FACT: The smartest people in the world are bad spellers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 i won my 6th grade spelling bee. im a dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARE? Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i won my 6th grade spelling bee. im a dumbass. ahahah i used to be a sick speller but now im bumb as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 all birds of prey are glorious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i won my 6th grade spelling bee. im a dumbass. <----------------- 5th Grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 native americans believe when you see an owl someone is going to die. there was one that would chill out in the backyard of my parent's house. it scared me. i'd spray it really hard with the hose, but it wouldn't move. it would just stay there and stare at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 in my culture, owls are sacred. in fact, i believe that on a couple of occasions, i was saved by an owl... kinda weird. but i always see them at night when im bombing. one time i was leaving my house to pick up my girlfriend and i saw an owl fly overhead in the direction that my girlfriends house is. on my way there, something made me feel as if i had to pay extra attention to the cars ahead coming from the opposite direction. so, i looked ahead. then like not even a second after i look up, an oncoming car swerves into my lane and almost hits me. good thing i was attentive and able to react. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Dude what culture do you belong to? Fucking SEASME STREET?! Muh fuckah bedun been whuuuuurshipin da big berd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 educate yoself nigga and find out! jk. if i told you i'd have to kill you tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 ^^^ cause if i did tell you, i don't know if the owls would still come to my aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 haha. shit thats ridiculous. true, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i thought you had to wait to post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 waiting is for fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 isn't that the same owl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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