pornbooth Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 green anti-freeze has a great sweet taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I can't believe people waste the shit on cars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky George Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 co signed, dudes be on some delusional neo-important type s#%t about their post count and how long they been hanging around 12 oz. dude would get slapped in real life for that. seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suppertime Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 There were originally much more than Ten comandments. There are only ten now because we only have ten fingers and thats how people could remember them. Its all bullshit. "Be scared of your god, and give him 10% to make him happy". "But you have to give it to ME, to give to HIM because you are not worthy". Kiss my black ass. To each his own... Do unto others.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 you know me mar, I was just typing some stuff to get you going, but let me ask you a question, So, during this 1-2 year process, dude trying to become a jew dies beofre conversion, what happens to his soul according to judaism? Non-jews can get into "heaven" easier then jews. As long as a person follows the 7 noahite laws, which most do, they are heaven bound. Righteous Jews and Non-jews are equal in the eyes of G-d. Take the story of Ruth for example. Eventually she converted but she is heavily praised even before then. She merited to have King David as a direct decendent of hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Non-jews can get into "heaven" easier then jews. As long as a person follows the 7 noahite laws And what are those laws? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Haha this thread went from accidentally swallowing a bug to which religion gets into heaven easiest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Haha this thread went from accidentally swallowing a bug to which religion gets into heaven easiest. dont forget...what color antifreeze tastes good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reign One Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 dont forget...what color antifreeze tastes good. Blue anti-freeze shots all day long. And one green to get the taste out of my mouth. Also, what is noahite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Hey, yo. Yeah you Mr. Thanksgiving. See where it says "joined in" Well, it says "joined in 2007" for you? Yeah, you see that? That basically means you're a fucking gay cunt and should go commit suicide you fucking worthless fuck........ Thank you come again.... dude shut ur trap you dont kno who i am. im ready to split some wigs. sooo i suggest you a)die or.........................b) step back and know yo role foo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! maybe you should stop drinking gay little fruit drinks. fuck you nigga. i drink what i want, depending on how i wanna get that night, if i just wanna get tipped. slam a few sparks, if i wanna get smashed its Jack all day. and purple sizzurp too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 sheeeeeeeeeeit. when i was young - say like 15, i ate a dead fly for 5 bucks to get some Arby's. I was broke like that. Don't be a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 who cares you sissies.......i stuck a weird bug carcass in my mouth for fun and would have eaten it for free but my boyfriend got grossed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 stupid bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i ate a spider once in my sleep no one paid me anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I just ate half of a cold quesadilla that I found on my kitchen counter. Thread-worthy for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i was just feeding my cat ham he so cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GamblersGrin Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 did you spill any sparks on your sundress and stain it while you were sunbathing in the backyard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 shut up d00d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 There are three types of anti-freeze... Green Orange Yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 THAT NIGGA IS GONNA PUKE THAT SHIT UP TO THE FULLEST IN ABOUT 8 HOURS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 quick call 911! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 im sure these people can help . . . . . They will sit him straight hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 This thread should be called: I just drank some faggot's pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 the seven laws are as follows: 1. Not to worship idols. 2. Not to blaspheme. 3. Not to murder. 4. Not to steal. 5. Not to be involved in illicit sexual behavior (adultery, incest, homosexuality, etc.). 6. Not to eat the limb of a living creature [not to be cruel to animals]. 7. To establish courts of justice to enforce these laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 the seven laws are as follows: 1. Not to worship idols. 2. Not to blaspheme. 3. Not to murder. 4. Not to steal. 5. Not to be involved in illicit sexual behavior (adultery, incest, homosexuality, etc.). 6. Not to eat the limb of a living creature [not to be cruel to animals]. 7. To establish courts of justice to enforce these laws. Mar, Most of the world lost it on #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Non-jews can get into "heaven" easier then jews. As long as a person follows the 7 noahite laws, which most do, they are heaven bound. Righteous Jews and Non-jews are equal in the eyes of G-d. Take the story of Ruth for example. Eventually she converted but she is heavily praised even before then. She merited to have King David as a direct decendent of hers. I never knew that, i always thought Judaism was like an exclusive club to heaven. The chosen people and all that. Well, according to the seven laws, if you follow Islam, you're going to heaven. (inshaAllah) god willing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 drink more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 my cat has an iron stomach he eats anything fuck a bin i got my cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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