IRONHEAD Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 ^^true, true...at least for your first. but wouldn't the last person you had sex with be your last? depends on how you look at it. last time before death? im goin out with the wild shit. or last as in married....well the sex had better be awesome if im gonna get married. or at least stay married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 You should get awll up in da girls butts witchur tounge...lawlllerealloowaalalllmawlll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 16 is a great age. don't get a big head. respect your elders. and don't ever do anything stupid like get in a car while you're drunk. not even with someone else who is drunk. take that advice and you'll have a great experience being a teenager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 one more thing i forgot to tell you, the first time you have sex you're going to feel like you're in love with whatever chick lets you stick it. you're not in love. don't get attached like that. chicks hate that shit. that's all. have a good life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 dood i never even had a girlfriend before. 0_0 im doomed. thats the first step Dogs you sound like you're bout to end it, relax. Pussy is a beautiful thing, it's worth waiting for. If you really want a girl.. act like you don't. Works like a charm. BE CONFIDENT... If you don't like you, why should anyone else? Just don't be a emo. EMO = no pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 16 is a great age. don't get a big head. respect your elders. and don't ever do anything stupid like get in a car while you're drunk. not even with someone else who is drunk. take that advice and you'll have a great experience being a teenager. one more thing i forgot to tell you, the first time you have sex you're going to feel like you're in love with whatever chick lets you stick it. you're not in love. don't get attached like that. chicks hate that shit. that's all. have a good life. Casek is your name dylan in real life because you spit hot fiyah... Homosexual 16 year old. You need to seriously fuck every girl you get a chance to regardless of your morals because tthis is the age where everything is safe and pussy is soooo plentiful your highschool is like a supermarket.Cause as much trouble as you can in high school be the shit its only high school I wish I did so much more stuff. Always wrap it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 remember. rape is still considered sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 one more thing i forgot to tell you, the first time you have sex you're going to feel like you're in love with whatever chick lets you stick it. you're not in love. don't get attached like that. chicks hate that shit. This is so true. both ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Dogs you sound like you're bout to end it, relax. Pussy is a beautiful thing, it's worth waiting for. If you really want a girl.. act like you don't. Works like a charm. BE CONFIDENT... If you don't like you, why should anyone else? Just don't be a emo. EMO = no pussy these are words to live by. and a correction....EMO = puss like this you don't want that, son. now, go pick up "the game" by neil strauss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I think I lost mine when I was 15 I'm pretty sure or maybe it 14 whatever Don't worry about it, it will happen when it happens. Good luck on your quest my good son hit that pussy then run like hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I like the run like hell advice. Just better make sure it is you doing the running not her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Homosexual 16 year old. You need to seriously fuck every girl you get a chance to regardless of your morals because tthis is the age where everything is safe and pussy is soooo plentiful your highschool is like a supermarket.Cause as much trouble as you can in high school be the shit its only high school I wish I did so much more stuff. Always wrap it up. ^^ Dear Homosexual 16 year old. I waited till I was almost 19 to have sex. What a mistake... and a really good thing! To each their own. But seriously, if it interests you to have sex, this is just hormones and shit making your body feel all fucked up about not fucking. Do it if it feels right, otherwise, go out and get a fucking skate board and get into trouble! Don't carry a gun, if you do, don't aim above the thighs! Break into abandon buildings, paint more, flirt with girls and act like you don't care... they eat that shit up. Don't worry about the whole sex thing. You got your whole life to have sex, but you only have a short period of time to seriously get into trouble and hurt yourself and still be able to bounce back. Respect your elders, but make your own decisions. You learn a bunch of cool shit, and good skills, and start to like yourself... everyone, especially the ladies, will flock to you. Just be you and take advantage of your youth, it will pay off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Join the army and kill people.....it will change your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 dood i never even had a girlfriend before. 0_0 im doomed. thats the first step Cut your hair to look presentable, no extreme haircuts... get a job so you can have money... be funny, girls like funny it's charming... know how to listen, also know how to be assertive while being respectful... HAVE GOOD MANNERS (big one).... even "unattractive" guys can get a girlfriend this way, it has a lot to do with your attitude and confidence. Don't be cocky. If you do these things you should be on your way to getting a girl that's not trashy and will actually be worth a shit. Trashy girls will fuck anyone that pulls their penis out, you want one with more finesse than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 ^^^follow the rules of Dhabz and you too will have: A VAJ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 awww man... I don't look like that at all... can you like, use my face... but make me black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 hahaha how bout I put you in back with a camera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 As you wish, just make sure I'm black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Join the army and kill people.....it will change your life brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 dood i never even had a girlfriend before. 0_0 im doomed. thats the first step spend less time posting shit on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 You cant have sex in the army... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 You cant have sex in the army... Fail. They most certainly do have sex in the army, it may not be allowed, but do you really think that all those horny fucks bunking together aren't going to mosey into eachother's rooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 you most definitely can. just not with someone elses wife....correction, just dont get caught making the sexy time with someone elses wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 i hear that navy chicks sell that poon like it was butter on a toast farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I see most navy girls.... they are mad ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I was 15 when I lost mine...it really sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 i hear that navy chicks sell that poon like it was butter on a toast farm. Oh my god...the most redicicallus thing I ever just did read! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Oh my god...the most redicicallus thing I ever just did read! i'm not joking, and it's spelled "ridiculous" on the ships, they sell pussy. high dollar. in fact, army bitches do it, too. the difference? army chicks are mostly dyke looking apple heads (ala lindy englund). navy chicks...some of 'em, hotness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 umm i was trying to spell it stupid and succeeded I doubt bitches are prostituting themselves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 navy girls are ugly aka "boat hos" is what we called em but they dont sell it they just give it up. some are dirty/nasty/std-filled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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