Abracadabra Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 and i don't mean done a few things, but not much. or fucked around and did some shit half assed. i mean i have literally done nothing to contibute to this company making money. and probably won't for most of the day. and nobody will be the wiser. i won't get fired, and i'll still get paid. to every dickhead who says "man, i could never work an office job" you're a fucking wanker who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow. there a people in this world who get paid to do cool shit, but they still have to do stuff to get paid. i am getting paid to do NOTHING right now. black out posse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 20, 2007 Author Share Posted March 20, 2007 so i guess that means i'm so badass that my mere existance can earn me money. i'm so BOPSET right now it hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 That's the life man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Everyday Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 same boat right here man. I've been here for 4 hours and done nothing but drink tea, take smoke breaks, and surf. fuck.... I wish I had something to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I was about to post this thread. Seriously. Today. It was going to go around the lines of... Should I be faking like I am working... that sort or idea. Because I too haven't done anything today other than post on 12oz. CH0 specifically. I'm a member now too. Congrats on having a chill work place that can afford you a, hopefully, dope ass lifestyle with little worries about money. After being on the road for 2 years hardly working and living off of the average of $60 a week income the entire time... I deserve to be back in the office gig making money. Good work! Good no work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 ...haaa, thanks to Channel Zero (and Metal Heads) I've actually worked like 30 hours in the last 3 weeks!...I feel your pain! Life sucks when you the bossman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 and i don't mean done a few things, but not much. or fucked around and did some shit half assed. i mean i have literally done nothing to contibute to this company making money. and probably won't for most of the day. and nobody will be the wiser. i won't get fired, and i'll still get paid. to every dickhead who says "man, i could never work an office job" you're a fucking wanker who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow. there a people in this world who get paid to do cool shit, but they still have to do stuff to get paid. i am getting paid to do NOTHING right now. black out posse this is the right way to do it! good man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 dude, when i was out in the bay, i literally spent about 6 months doing NOTHING every single day. i would leave for 3 hours, ride muni around looking at spots and getting drunk. i was in charge of new hires, but there was a hiring freeze, so we never got anyone new, so i had no job to do, but everyone liked me, so they kept me around. my bosses knew i didnt do anything and they didnt care. it was rad. BOPSET really does live a life of relative ease and luxury. it's an amazing skill that we all bring to the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 It's funny. My dream job just came through, interview and all, and I just can't bring myself to commit to a solid career job just yet. I have some traveling to do and will need time off fairly often. I had to let it go and keep the boring, but good job that doesn't really need me, but keeps paying me every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatyourpaint Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 usually id still be at work doing nothing- we'll work related anyway. i'd be watchin cooking with clevage on the food network, u know that Gia D--- whatever bitches name is. i decided to take my 4hour lunch break instead. usually i go catch flix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 and i don't mean done a few things, but not much. or fucked around and did some shit half assed. i mean i have literally done nothing to contibute to this company making money. and probably won't for most of the day. and nobody will be the wiser. i won't get fired, and i'll still get paid. to every dickhead who says "man, i could never work an office job" you're a fucking wanker who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow. there a people in this world who get paid to do cool shit, but they still have to do stuff to get paid. i am getting paid to do NOTHING right now. black out posse Do some online gambling...if you can make the man some money then make yourself some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 yep...days like those are what makes a desk job worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 So far at work today I have drank a mason jar of coffee, scrounged for leftovers, watched American Idol, and done a table mosiac. Metal themed. I think I will try to nap soon. Work is for jerks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Except for the days when you live in the unseasonably warm mid-atlantic and its totally 72degrees outside, and all I can think about is a cold beer and being the workshop. I need a welding job. edit:500th post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Working Hard. Hardly Working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 i like working really hard. its what i'm made for........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I work hard. For a girl. Pitchfork everyday. Work gloves and sweat. Sore muscles and small pay. My niece is telling my mom she is going to die if she doesn't get to listen to The Ramones. My mom said she might die if she was in Iraq. They have been going back and forth like this for upwards of ten minutes. It only cements the fact that I am an ass. Because I am giggling hard. While my number one favorite person in the world cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 <---- Office desk job slacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 im not crying, im eating girl scout cookies in bed. hardly working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 You would be crying if you were in Iraq. According to my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I like fuckin around and doin nothing at work for like an hour or 2, but then shit goes by really slow and gets really boring, so I'll work like a dog for the rest of the day. It's a curse to not be able to do nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 yeah. and that's why i cant work an office job. i like my need to be somewhere time to go as fast as possible. sitting around for 8 hours feels like 20 hours. doing what i do currently it feels like 2 hours. i know the difference between my ass and my elbow, i just dont like down time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 im getting paid to trim my toe nails right now ahhh this is the life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I had a job where I arrived an hour late, took a two hour lunch every day, left an hour early, and spent the rest of the time reading books. That shit was boring as hell, I hated it. I'd rather do something more physical and outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 10 minutes into my two hours "120z" time that seesm to happen each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 HA! its everyday son. i keep thinking theyre gonna find out, but yo i dont think anyone does anything here anyways. so dudes wouldnt even know were to begin the firing process. and somebody smuggled liquor into the office through chocolates today so i got a free buzz from eating half the box. the chocolates were mad good, too. they were from europe. and take a shit on the clock, after your hour lunch and 45 minute break. not even nothing beats getting paid to shit. it'll probaly get to me that i do nothing with my life, but until then i'll be laughing all the way to the online banking site to check my direct deposit. hollared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 and take a shit on the clock, after your hour lunch and 45 minute break. not even nothing beats getting paid to shit. that's a given. they actually have the good soft toilet paper at my work too, which is pretty rare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 that's a given. they actually have the good soft toilet paper at my work too, which is pretty rare im actually a little jealous. we have one ply but they do supply those paper toilet covers that dispense like tampons in the womens bathroom. spares me the personal humiliation of having to line the seat with toilet paper square by square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 im actually a little jealous. we have one ply but they do supply those paper toilet covers that dispense like tampons in the womens bathroom. spares me the personal humiliation of having to line the seat with toilet paper square by square. yeah, they got the pre-made bird's nest at my work too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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