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i've been at work for nearly 2 hours and have done nothing

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and i don't mean done a few things, but not much. or fucked around and did some shit half assed. i mean i have literally done nothing to contibute to this company making money. and probably won't for most of the day. and nobody will be the wiser. i won't get fired, and i'll still get paid. to every dickhead who says "man, i could never work an office job" you're a fucking wanker who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow. there a people in this world who get paid to do cool shit, but they still have to do stuff to get paid. i am getting paid to do NOTHING right now.

 

black

out

posse

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so i guess that means i'm so badass that my mere existance can earn me money. i'm so BOPSET right now it hurts

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same boat right here man.

 

I've been here for 4 hours and done nothing but drink tea, take smoke breaks, and surf.

 

fuck.... I wish I had something to do

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I was about to post this thread.

Seriously.

Today.

 

It was going to go around the lines of...

 

Should I be faking like I am working... that sort or idea.

Because I too haven't done anything today other than post

on 12oz. CH0 specifically.

 

I'm a member now too.

 

Congrats on having a chill work place that can afford you

a, hopefully, dope ass lifestyle with little worries about money.

 

After being on the road for 2 years hardly working and living

off of the average of $60 a week income the entire time...

I deserve to be back in the office gig making money.

Good work!

Good no work!

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...haaa, thanks to Channel Zero (and Metal Heads) I've actually worked like 30 hours in the last 3 weeks!...I feel your pain! Life sucks when you the bossman.

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and i don't mean done a few things, but not much. or fucked around and did some shit half assed. i mean i have literally done nothing to contibute to this company making money. and probably won't for most of the day. and nobody will be the wiser. i won't get fired, and i'll still get paid. to every dickhead who says "man, i could never work an office job" you're a fucking wanker who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow. there a people in this world who get paid to do cool shit, but they still have to do stuff to get paid. i am getting paid to do NOTHING right now.

 

black

out

posse

 

 

 

this is the right way to do it!

 

good man!

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dude, when i was out in the bay, i literally spent about 6 months doing NOTHING every single day. i would leave for 3 hours, ride muni around looking at spots and getting drunk. i was in charge of new hires, but there was a hiring freeze, so we never got anyone new, so i had no job to do, but everyone liked me, so they kept me around. my bosses knew i didnt do anything and they didnt care. it was rad.

 

BOPSET really does live a life of relative ease and luxury. it's an amazing skill that we all bring to the table.

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It's funny.

My dream job just came through,

interview and all, and I just can't bring

myself to commit to a solid career job just yet.

I have some traveling to do and will need time off

fairly often. I had to let it go and keep the boring,

but good job that doesn't really need me, but

keeps paying me every week.

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usually id still be at work doing nothing- we'll work related anyway. i'd be watchin cooking with clevage on the food network, u know that Gia D--- whatever bitches name is. i decided to take my 4hour lunch break instead. usually i go catch flix.

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and i don't mean done a few things, but not much. or fucked around and did some shit half assed. i mean i have literally done nothing to contibute to this company making money. and probably won't for most of the day. and nobody will be the wiser. i won't get fired, and i'll still get paid. to every dickhead who says "man, i could never work an office job" you're a fucking wanker who couldn't tell their ass from their elbow. there a people in this world who get paid to do cool shit, but they still have to do stuff to get paid. i am getting paid to do NOTHING right now.

 

black

out

posse

 

Do some online gambling...if you can make the man some money then make yourself some!

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So far at work today I have drank a mason jar of coffee, scrounged for leftovers, watched American Idol, and done a table mosiac.

Metal themed.

 

I think I will try to nap soon.

 

Work is for jerks.

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Except for the days when you live in the

unseasonably warm mid-atlantic and its

totally 72degrees outside, and all I can

think about is a cold beer and being the

workshop. I need a welding job.

 

edit:500th post!

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I work hard.

For a girl.

Pitchfork everyday.

Work gloves and sweat.

Sore muscles and small pay.

 

My niece is telling my mom she is going to die if she doesn't get to listen to The Ramones.

My mom said she might die if she was in Iraq.

They have been going back and forth like this for upwards of ten minutes.

It only cements the fact that I am an ass.

Because I am giggling hard.

While my number one favorite person in the world cries.

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I like fuckin around and doin nothing at work for like an hour or 2, but then shit goes by really slow and gets really boring, so I'll work like a dog for the rest of the day. It's a curse to not be able to do nothing

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yeah. and that's why i cant work an office job. i like my need to be somewhere time to go as fast as possible. sitting around for 8 hours feels like 20 hours. doing what i do currently it feels like 2 hours. i know the difference between my ass and my elbow, i just dont like down time.

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I had a job where I arrived an hour late, took a two hour lunch every day, left an hour early, and spent the rest of the time reading books. That shit was boring as hell, I hated it. I'd rather do something more physical and outside.

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