Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i just drank a bottle of wine and packed a backpack full of dirty clothes and jogged over to this birds house to wash them..im sick too.. this chic im chilling with was sitting on my ipod which inspired me to make this thread.. now shes buggin cause im on here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 smash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 pfffffffffffft!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 is your ipod ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 buggin cuz youre on 12oz? tell her to kick rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 get a flick of her boobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Smash, take naked flicks (of her), and post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 tonight=no boob shot i gotta go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 pee in her sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 pee on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 pee in her sink no pee in her freezer then leave... I have done that at a couple frat parties... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 no pee in her freezer then leave... I have done that at a couple frat parties... Assuming that you don't have a 40 inch cock, how does this work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i gotta go i know this feeling. i'll be checking my shit on here and my girl will trip out. then i feel obligated to tell some of you that im leaving. ha. fuckkkk thats pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Assuming that you don't have a 40 inch cock, how does this work? so one day a loooong time ago they invented this thing called a chair. and the chair, rumor has it, can vary in hieght and support the weight of a person. so if this tall tale is true, a person could stand on a chair of varied hieght in order to be able to reach a destination. who knew we'd come so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 so one day a loooong time ago they invented this thing called a chair. and the chair, rumor has it, can vary in hieght and support the weight of a person. so if this tall tale is true, a person could stand on a chair of varied hieght in order to be able to reach a destination. who knew we'd come so far. thank you.. this was actually going to be almost my exact explanation... I would give you props if they didn't take my button away.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 so one day a loooong time ago they invented this thing called a chair. and the chair, rumor has it, can vary in hieght and support the weight of a person. so if this tall tale is true, a person could stand on a chair of varied hieght in order to be able to reach a destination. who knew we'd come so far. ...Oh wait, you're a female. You're used to seeing the dick hard and upright. That's why you didn't know that a chair would not boost you high enough to piss in a freezer. At least not without getting piss all over the rest of the fridge and leaving a puddle on the floor. Maybe he did all that though. Who am I to doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 ...Oh wait, you're a female. You're used to seeing the dick hard and upright. That's why you didn't know that a chair would not boost you high enough to piss in a freezer. At least not without getting piss all over the rest of the fridge and leaving a puddle on the floor. Maybe he did all that though. Who am I to doubt. its really not all that hard to aim to the back corner of the freezer... there is usually stuff in the freezer that slows down the stream of urine from spilling out right away.. next time i go out to some fucking frat party I will make sure one of my friends takes pictures... so you can see how its done.. though I quit drinking so its going to be a while.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 hasnt anyone heard of a fridge where the freezer is alongside the fridge??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 top tank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 hasnt anyone heard of a fridge where the freezer is alongside the fridge??? or frezzers underneath the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 top tank it. is that where you dump in the tank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 she doesn't sound like a winner pffffster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 ...Oh wait, you're a female. You're used to seeing the dick hard and upright. That's why you didn't know that a chair would not boost you high enough to piss in a freezer. At least not without getting piss all over the rest of the fridge and leaving a puddle on the floor. Maybe he did all that though. Who am I to doubt. you are retarded....i have serious arch with the dilz and could probably piss in your 3rd floor bathroom from a sitting position in your backyard....that being said chances are you have a tiny penix and have never penetrated a vaginal area....and dont talk to my girl edogg like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 hell yeah, i bet edogg could piss a stream up a fridge better then that little peckered guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 12oz pissing competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 is that where you dump in the tank?yes it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 wait, did you piss in the ice cube tray too? because that would be bonus props (why won't they give us the button back?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 hasnt anyone heard of a fridge where the freezer is alongside the fridge??? actually those ones kinda suck to piss in... it leaks on the floor quicker and people usually notice quicker... unless it has one of those trays in the bottom in which case just pull the tray out and piss away... then push the tray back in and close the door... see you want them to wake up in the morning to find a bunch of frozen pee all over their freezer... its no fun it they find it when its still wet and easy to clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 if nobody already said it I have to just because all this talk of urine pee in her butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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