Pfffffffffft 692 Posted February 23, 2007 i just drank a bottle of wine and packed a backpack full of dirty clothes and jogged over to this birds house to wash them..im sick too.. this chic im chilling with was sitting on my ipod which inspired me to make this thread.. now shes buggin cause im on here.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pfffffffffft 692 Posted February 23, 2007 pfffffffffffft!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil duck beezie 0 Posted February 23, 2007 is your ipod ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^ . ^ 74 Posted February 23, 2007 buggin cuz youre on 12oz? tell her to kick rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil duck beezie 0 Posted February 23, 2007 get a flick of her boobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 680 Posted February 23, 2007 Smash, take naked flicks (of her), and post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pfffffffffft 692 Posted February 23, 2007 tonight=no boob shot i gotta go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,123 Posted February 23, 2007 pee in her sink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil duck beezie 0 Posted February 23, 2007 pee on her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 pee in her sink no pee in her freezer then leave... I have done that at a couple frat parties... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 680 Posted February 23, 2007 no pee in her freezer then leave... I have done that at a couple frat parties... Assuming that you don't have a 40 inch cock, how does this work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz 0 Posted February 23, 2007 i gotta go i know this feeling. i'll be checking my shit on here and my girl will trip out. then i feel obligated to tell some of you that im leaving. ha. fuckkkk thats pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suca 196 Posted February 23, 2007 Assuming that you don't have a 40 inch cock, how does this work? so one day a loooong time ago they invented this thing called a chair. and the chair, rumor has it, can vary in hieght and support the weight of a person. so if this tall tale is true, a person could stand on a chair of varied hieght in order to be able to reach a destination. who knew we'd come so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 so one day a loooong time ago they invented this thing called a chair. and the chair, rumor has it, can vary in hieght and support the weight of a person. so if this tall tale is true, a person could stand on a chair of varied hieght in order to be able to reach a destination. who knew we'd come so far. thank you.. this was actually going to be almost my exact explanation... I would give you props if they didn't take my button away.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 680 Posted February 23, 2007 so one day a loooong time ago they invented this thing called a chair. and the chair, rumor has it, can vary in hieght and support the weight of a person. so if this tall tale is true, a person could stand on a chair of varied hieght in order to be able to reach a destination. who knew we'd come so far. ...Oh wait, you're a female. You're used to seeing the dick hard and upright. That's why you didn't know that a chair would not boost you high enough to piss in a freezer. At least not without getting piss all over the rest of the fridge and leaving a puddle on the floor. Maybe he did all that though. Who am I to doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 ...Oh wait, you're a female. You're used to seeing the dick hard and upright. That's why you didn't know that a chair would not boost you high enough to piss in a freezer. At least not without getting piss all over the rest of the fridge and leaving a puddle on the floor. Maybe he did all that though. Who am I to doubt. its really not all that hard to aim to the back corner of the freezer... there is usually stuff in the freezer that slows down the stream of urine from spilling out right away.. next time i go out to some fucking frat party I will make sure one of my friends takes pictures... so you can see how its done.. though I quit drinking so its going to be a while.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"inkie" 6 Posted February 23, 2007 hasnt anyone heard of a fridge where the freezer is alongside the fridge??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulkillers 53 Posted February 23, 2007 top tank it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulkillers 53 Posted February 23, 2007 hasnt anyone heard of a fridge where the freezer is alongside the fridge??? or frezzers underneath the fridge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guerillaeye 0 Posted February 24, 2007 top tank it. is that where you dump in the tank? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatalist 25 Posted February 24, 2007 she doesn't sound like a winner pffffster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
transparent 2 Posted February 24, 2007 ...Oh wait, you're a female. You're used to seeing the dick hard and upright. That's why you didn't know that a chair would not boost you high enough to piss in a freezer. At least not without getting piss all over the rest of the fridge and leaving a puddle on the floor. Maybe he did all that though. Who am I to doubt. you are retarded....i have serious arch with the dilz and could probably piss in your 3rd floor bathroom from a sitting position in your backyard....that being said chances are you have a tiny penix and have never penetrated a vaginal area....and dont talk to my girl edogg like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushawn wuan 212 Posted February 24, 2007 hell yeah, i bet edogg could piss a stream up a fridge better then that little peckered guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
