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I've gotta go rack a a few bottles today, cuz otherwise I'mma be sober for quite some time. I've got like $26 for this week, which wouldn't be bad cuz I'm getting my check Friday, BUT....

 

My truck is almost out of gas

 

My phone bill is past due $100

 

I owe $100 on this months bills for the crib still

 

I rear ended some doofy bitch a week or so ago, and hafta start gvin her a few bucks starting Friday

 

My bank account is negative $165 cuz of four charges that hit maddddddd late (total combined charges was like $15 too, I fuckin hate banks)

 

And on top of that, I hadda miss 2 days of work this week, and my sick time got fucked up for one of the days so my check is gunna fuckin BLOW anyways

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Some1 you have the scam going on!!

AyeBee, sounds like you need to take a leaf out os Some1's book and learn an instrument.

Friday is finally fucking here, think I may get messy either tonight or tomorrow.

Gonna have some funds coming in, so I may decide to live it up a little....

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Bacardi Rum = chung that bitch

Cuervo = salt lick to tall shot

Wine = marlot only..rarly drank it though

normal Rum = mix with coke heavy on the rum

Jagger=Jaggerbombs with the homies

Yack = through that shit back an chug

KEG= STAND or drain that fucker...

Domestic Beer = Coors light

Imported Beer = Amstel Dark

 

TEAM ALPO BITCHES!!!

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that shit was hilarious

the minigames started to get a bit annoying though

how good was the ending though

i almost died laughing

I had it saved just before the last Swingles show, so I went and watched all 3 different endings.

What girl did you end up choosing??

How funny was the mime, and then his uncle cracking onto her???:lol::lol:

 

Bumped in anticipation of the story Magnum never finished telling me!!

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Sipped the sweet nectar of some Yuengling the other night and then afterwards my boy had me playing this fucking ridiculous game. You shotgun a beer, spin around a bat for 11 seconds, then they throw the empty can up in the air and you have to hit it. Needless to say I only hit one can. The rest of the times I busted my ass, and the one time I fell backwards and took out a fucking birdbath.

 

Oh and I was looking for peanutbutter in the cabinets of this party and I happened to find a script of 30 Hydrocodone 5/500 APAP. I ate 10 yesterday, sold 4 and I think I might munch up like 8 or so in a little bit after I work on finding a job for another hour or two.

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