Mauler5150 Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 Well last night my brother decided that since he had never been to the strippers that he wanted to go. So I end up getting dragged out along with them, but all the strip joints were closed, so we went into town and pubbed it up. After my friend declared that cigarettes and beer, I knew the night wasn't going to be too exciting, apart from watching my brother get swarmed on by 4 40something divorcees. Shit was hilarious to watch, but I came to the conclusion that maybe sugar-mommas aren't such a bad idea when you are a young guy. I mean shit, if some old girl wants to have you around to fuck her and make her look good, in exchange for gifts or whatever, then I'm all for it. Seems like a great idea, especially when you know you can have something younger on the side in conjunction with your 'old boiler'. I mean shit, chicks have been doing this shit for years, maybe it is time us guys took some of their thinking and used it against them?? In all, you can tell I was drunk enough to fathom such an idea, but I once again reminded myself that eating KFC while sinking beers severely limits your capacity to consume said alcoholic beverage. Glad to see you are back too ZC, your story sounds mad. Hows school going mate?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I should be Vice-President or sum shit of Team Alco..Just had Liver Surgery and shit and still fuken drinkin..Not that Im proud of it but yeahh...Im off sum henn right now.. Have references from fellow 12ozers.. /SippinonHennessycauseitshellagoodandIaintgotshitodotomorrow Oner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 what it do people. been gone for a month, but in that month i have convinced my family that i am an alcoholic. Went to two cousins 15neras and got completely smashed at both of them came out in both of the 15nera videos completely hammered. Also went to cousins 19th birthday party and ended up passed out in my aunts living room. Good Times hope everyone else had as much fun as me in September. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Tongoih I present to you yet another epidpose of "AB is way too durnk to cum", starring yoursz truely Differenc eotnight? Poison ivy on my dick and I didn't tell her. Scum livin fo sho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Killin the rest of that Hennessy..Had a 40..Then on sum E&J..I know I know cheap shit...But FUCK IT....EBPH..Wheres my HENN nigggaaaaa..... /FuckIhadaLiverSurgery ONER... Damn Thats SAD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 i was drunk enough to add my chicks butt in the butt contest mega thread. shes gonna find out Its gonna be............. not funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 AYebee how the fuck did you get poison ivy on your dick? And now that bitch is going to get lesions and shit in her puss and think you gave her some hiv type shit. Awesome. Last night drank like 12 mickey's hand grenades and realized that, beer after a day of drinking a half gallon makes you not that drunk. Shit sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 wow poison ivy on your dick, your life must really suck right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 It's farrrrrrrr from the first time it's ever happened AB/Poison ivy like a muthafucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I'm still dumbfounded how one goes through the process of gaining poison ivy on his genitalia. Just point calamine all over that shit and rock the bright pink ball sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 faded a sixer tonight actually its 2am i have work at eight fuck yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I'm still dumbfounded how one goes through the process of gaining poison ivy on his genitalia. Just point calamine all over that shit and rock the bright pink ball sack. It was either from whipping my dick out at a spot to piss, or getting it on my hands at said spot then pissing/scratching/jerking off I currently have poison ivy on my face, neck, chest, stomach, arms, dick, and legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I was also 2 and a half hours late for work today cuz my drunk ass couldn't roll outta bed at 4:30 like I was sposed to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 That sounds fucking shitty. I woke up stinking of beer and cigarettes and didn't even take a shower before I went to work. I smelled like an ass crack that rolled in an ashtray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 This made me think of many of you: The Tale of the Six-Month Hangover October 2, 2007 Email Email Print Print SubscribeSubscribe News Summary A Scottish man who binged on beer for four days was rewarded with a hangover that took six months to cure. Fox News reported Oct. 1 that the 37-year-old man came to a hospital emergency room complaining of blurred vision and a pounding headache. Doctors later discovered that he had consumed 60 pints of beer over a four-day period. Further medical investigation revealed that the man had swollen optical disks, enlarged blind spots and bleeding nerve fibers in his eyes, all traced to severe dehydration caused by his nonstop drinking. He was diagnosed with a rare disorder called cerebral venous sinus thrombosis (CVST). The man ended up on blood thinners for more than six months to restore his vision and end the headaches. The case was reported in the journal The Lancet. http://www.jointogether.org/news/headlines/inthenews/2007/the-tale-of-the-six-month.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 i got wasted last night....my boys got a hook up on a spot where they sell by the gallon..then 2$ drinks at the bar and dollar beers......im going to have to kick back for a while, i get to dummy and go off when I drink too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I just copped some golden grain and a 64 oz mixed cold drank... Its starting right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 so tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 show ya how to do the robocop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 IOU is thinking of drinking Jack tonight.. Bad things happen when IOU drink Jack... Please don't let bad things happen to IOU tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 you might even fight a nigga ortwo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 IOU was in a scrap not too long ago... IOU threw his drink at some cat and bloodied the dude up.. That's how pissed off IOU was... Dude got me with a cheap shot... Right on the nose.. Got me bloody and shit.. Everyone stepped in and it never went down.. IOU is OK with that.. IOU had to look way up to even look dude in his eyes. IOUThirder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26VALENCIA Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 i got wasted last night....my boys got a hook up on a spot where they sell by the gallon..then 2$ drinks at the bar and dollar beers......im going to have to kick back for a while, i get to dummy and go off when I drink too much whasssup nigga hit me up!! im on that TEAM alco tonight...gotta fridge fulla stolen Gordon Beirsch...we filled up a cart wit marzens and pilsers we got like 60 beers in that bitch and im didggin thru them bitches....but the fucking CUBS lost man that killed my buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I just got my hair cut on my porch... and vice rolled up to the apartments round the way SCATTER FIENDS, SCATTER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 32!!!!!!! Science!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hey White.. Fix your sig.. It's fucking up the scheme.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26VALENCIA Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I just got my hair cut on my porch... and vice rolled up to the apartments round the way SCATTER FIENDS, SCATTER!!! THATS FUNNY CUS WHEN I GOT HOME FROM STEALINT HEM BEERS I SEEN VICE ROLL OUT OFF MY STREET...WE RARELY SEE THEM DTECS EITHER OUT HERE TOO..BUT THERES LIKE 25 CATS WHO SLANG ON MY BLOCK SO MAYBE ONE OF THEM PUNKA SS NIGGAS GOT WRAPPED..MORE BIZZ FOR ME RIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I live one house down from bricks, and theres 2 abandoned houses across the street and a fenced in vacant lot with semis abandoned in it. These fiends live behind the houses and go to the bricks but they smoke like morons in the middle of the street under the lights... onetime rolls thru and picks one outta 10 and shakes em down. Theyll be back 2 days later... Theres this one bitch who use to be Mrs TSU (TN State U) and got some shit slipped into her drink. She will be posted up across the street on the abandoned porch huddled under a sheet, sitting up indian style looking straight like a ghost!. She hits the stem and the sheet lights up on some "trick or treet" shit Imma pay that bitch to sit on my porch like that and get a live haloween display... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 kriek and duvel drunk i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Cheap Russian wine was a very bad idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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