Being me is pathetic: I couldn't get laid in a crackhouse w/ a fist full of 100's :(

[WhereEaglesDare]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

I'd jack some cemetary flowers for you suki.

 

 

 

I'm just saying that I am sure the people on this board know better than to date vapid and shallow girls/guys that expect lot's of gifts and expensive bullshit on VDAY.

 

I was generalizing more on how the majority of the country operates this times of year.

[SukiSukiNow]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

I'd jack some cemetary flowers for you suki.

 

make sure no maggots are eating away at them

[SukiSukiNow]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

p.s. where's my $20??? you know isor will collect for me.

[^ . ^]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 1

 

bloodfarts:

 

will you be my valentine?

 

please circle one : Y or Y

[blood fart]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

Yes.

 

But not if I have to do anything special.

Such as spend money.

 

Love is priceless.

That is all I can offer.

[^ . ^]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

i bought you a basket of kittens. It's at the end of the rainbow.

 

I hope you like my rad gift.

[blood fart]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

I will take photos of my face covered in scratches from a million tiny claws.

[AyeBee]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

I don't believe in Valentines day, but for the second year in a row my girl guilted me into playin along

 

She's gettin $300 Chanel glasses and some chocolate, so I better be gettin fucked til my dick falls off

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Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

damn ab, you got worked.

[DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

im taking my girl here:

 

http://manuelsonthe28th.com/menu.htm

 

and a ring from:

 

[GEEB]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

you murried son?

[AyeBee]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

damn ab, you got worked.

 

I feel like I got off easy haha...I started a terrible trend of spoling this girl and have since felt like I hafta keep it up

[Tyrannosaurus Sex]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

She's gettin $300 Chanel glasses and some chocolate, so I better be gettin fucked til my dick falls off

 

You could pay alot less to have that happen.

[^ . ^]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

ohhhhhhhh. that'll do it!

 

you have to keep them in line and never buy anything over $100.

[Mauler5150]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

Whatever happened to $5 and a Kabluey getting you laid?

[DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 1

 

you murried son?

 

pretty much, but no.

[nonamebrandeggs]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

You can find me giving out lessons on how chloroform smells any valentines day. Flippin passed out girls at 20 a fish.

[DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

hahaa

[10KorpsePileUp]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

yeah, pick me up something from tiff's I'll hit you and buffy back later.

[WhereEaglesDare]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

what are you people doing?

 

this thread was meant for single folks

[^ . ^]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

it'll just be another day.

 

always has been.

[AnUpsetStomach]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

I think most girls just want to know you at least went to SOME effort. Girl i'm dating is getting a rose and a home cooked dinner.

 

She knows this and she's STOKED.

 

Fuck material girls.

[SukiSukiNow]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

^^^ that's actually really sweet

[LIVERWURST*]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

I got together with my ex the day after Valentines day and broke up with her the next year 2 days before. This was not on purpose, nor was the fact that I broke up with her at the place we first got together.

 

My current girl thinks Valentines day is stupid so I've been fortunate thus far...

[CACashRefund]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

Catface

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

will you be my valentine?

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Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

you'll have to ask bloodfarts. Shes my valentine already.

[GLIK$]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's

 

shit like that makes world of warcraft players seem tons cooler.

[DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz]

Re: Being me is sad: I couldn't get laid in a crackhouse w/ a fist full of 100's :(

 

i already got a valentine from catface and it was spongebob related. which is good.

[shitting]

Re: Being me is sad: I couldn't get laid in a crackhouse w/ a fist full of 100's :(

 

I will never do anything for valentines day

 

the reason:

 

I'm not a faggot

[DA KID MERO]

Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 1

 

what would weezy do?

 

M.O.B.

 

BABY IS WEEZY'S VALENTINE