lil duck beezy Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 im sure a few will or already have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezy Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 you just motivated them sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Well I tried to go and fuck my ex, but as was said before, she wasn't having it. She is coming round tomorrow though to give me a massage, so maybe then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezy Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 a massage eh? your in that piece dood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 girls never want you to say "come over to fuck" they want to hear "come over to "talk" or "watch movies"" and then you put the moves on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 or you make her a nice roofie on the rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 sarah when you come to NY, you wanna watch some movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Fuck yeah she does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 girls never want you to say "come over to fuck" they want to hear "come over to "talk" or "watch movies"" and then you put the moves on her haha real talk. "you want to watch a movie or something?" FOR THE WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezy Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 sarah when you come to NY, you wanna watch some movies? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 and now that youve reached 100 posts in 1 day. outro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 That was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 OOOOOOO Glik-O i find you ultimate power ever so sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 hahahaha oh god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 okay. this thread is dying someone talk about a fun ex-sex experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 My ex-ex girl ran into me at a supermarket when i was back in town from school one summer. She said we should at least hang out and catch up. So I figured why not. Anyways, we went out to a bar and hit it off again, she took me back to her place and wanted to fuck. This girl was fucked mentally, thats why I dropped her in the first place, so I declined and got a cab out of there. When i got back to my buddy's place I told him about it and he laughed and said I dodged a bullet. He said said one of our friends (outer side of the circle) fucked her awhile after we stopped dating. Then he informed me that the guy had gotten herpes from her. Bitches be scandalous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 post piks of said ex' biatches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 They are all on my other computer in storage. Im on my portable lap top or I would. She had some nice tittys too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 so if the guy got herpes from her you better hope she got them after you dumped her or............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Im sorry sarah, thats about the best I can do.. Ex's are ex's for a reason. I dont fuck with them after I drop em. so if the guy got herpes from her you better hope she got them after you dumped her or............ Naw, I get checked out after everygirl. One of my friends fell to HIV, i dont fuck with non-testing people anymore. Well, Im basically married. So it doesnt matter that much anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 *Wonders if he should post a pic of said ex??* Good to hear you don't mess with people who don't test themselves there SSP. Yeah, I'm gonna get a massage, but hell I might even turn her into my own private hooker seeming as though she has fallen on 'hard times' apparently. But also, why pay when you can get it for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 DING DING DING. I don't know why but I think its partially from my catholic upbringing that I can't just have sex with any old random, it has to be someone that i have (or had) and emotional attachment. One Night Stands aren;t my thing lol i thought so. i had a girl i was seeing, she was very catholic and really kinky. for example she would tell me to drive around 100 mph on the highway and give me a blow job at the same time, and a lot more stuff but no sex. if she wanted sex she would always go back to her ex. this annoyed me so i moved on. but she was irish resembled a fairy and could hold her liquor so it was difficult. but i understand the no one night stand thing. do you. but an ex is an ex for a reason. find someone better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i think u should smash until your heart is content, sarah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i think it's all good as long as neither one has deeper feelings for each other beyond hot sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 - dazzle, you're still a little bitter from circa 2.5 years ago, although you're in a wonderful,stable and fufilling relationship? Not bitter whatsoever. Just trying to let homeboy know what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICU Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 intercourse is a pleasurable experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 HAHAHAHA THIS NIGGA MAN... YO I FORGOT IF SARAH HAD A FAT BUTT OR NOT. DO SHE GOT A FAT BUTT? NIGGAS NEED TO FILL ME IN. ANSWER MY QUERY YOU DIG? IM ABOUT TO DROP SON OFF AT PORT AUTHORITY...YOU KNOW WHEN YOU KNOW RACKING IS BURNT? WHEN YOU BUMP INTO NIGGAS AT THE POST OFFICE AND THEY LIKE "OH WORD YOU SELLIN SHIT ON EBAY TOO?" I NEED A NIGGA TO TAKE THIS QUARTER OFF MY HANDS SO I CAN PAY THIS CABLE BILL AND GET MY DVR BOX ON POP MODE. I NEED THE PLASMA BY THE END OF FEBRUARY...GRIN-DING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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