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I was thinking about making an "ex" thread today.

Things happened and I didn't.

 

I do this retarded thing where I tell my ex's that we can be friends.

When I want nothing more than to forget that I ever met them.

I get mad at myself when I actually think about how much time and money I have wasted.

On dudes that are complete goons.

Goons who bore me so much that when drinking with them, I opt to give myself janky stick-n-poke tattoos with syrienges that are not only dull and used, but have been sitting in a box for upards of a year.

Just so I don't have to talk to them.

Goons who I find it next to impossible to be around unless I am drinking mason jars full of Jameson's whiskey.

Why would I want to be friends with someone who I would hate, if I could muster up that strong of an emotion towards in the first place.

 

I hang out with my friends.

I like my friends.

If I still liked any of my ex's, I wouldn't have ended the relationship.

Ex's aren't friends.

Even when they want to pretend like we are.

Via Myspace.

 

WHERES MY BONGOS B? WHERES RUSSELL AT? ARE WE RECORDING THIS RIGHT NOW?

 

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Damn sherock, that is a revelation!!!

 

Who was it that talked you into even considering using the ingredients anyway??

 

I was just on the phone to my ex, using NLP to try and talk her into having me over for some, by relaying the images of us I was watching on the TV screen of the pron we made.

 

Edit: I left this post hanging, as I went round there, but alas, aside from some groping from both sides there was no action to be had. However, a spark was still there, and in the future who knows what would become? Lettme just say ex-sex isn't always that bad, just take from it what you will.

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i threw a plastic chair at my last ex, i havent talked to her since.

I did this to my ex at high school after she went off with one of my friends after she dumped me, and we were together at a party.

 

Never mind the sprayig of deodorant on her face, tipping of vodka on the sleeping bag et al.

 

 

 

Damn I used to be a crazy mofo on the vodka!!:lol:

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