deterrent Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 "the love of your life is already in your life, take a look at those close to you" Fuck that is some direct depressing shit right there :( Fuck it, lucky numbers are... 8, 16, 21, 38, 47, 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 mine said 'you will achieve success in your work' greeeeat. even my fortune cookie wont give me a day off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i've lived in hong kong for 4 years and i still haven't seen one fucking fortune cookie. rip off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i had one that said "stop procrastinating and you'll be happier" very true im a lazy fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i can't believe i'm watching a movie on the lifetime channel. this is a new low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 confusious say "lazy fat fuck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ITS ME TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 dude, i cant believe u just called me fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 its lifetimes fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 "punch ex girl friend for maximum happy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 " The mirror's a lonely place, so I need you.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i can't believe i'm watching a movie on the lifetime channel. this is a new low. My mom watches that channel.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 yea my mom was actually watching it in the same room I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Before dinner..... After dinner..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 the fortune cookies i get these days dont even tell a fortune, it just gives me "advice" if i wanted advice id fuck a whore and see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 the fortune cookies i get these days dont even tell a fortune, it just gives me "advice" if i wanted advice id fuck a whore and see a doctor. that's true, a lot of them are indeed just advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i got one that was kinda messed up once. i was taken a back. it read something like... "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worse." well it doesn't sound so bad now, but at the time it kinda sucked. i was going through transitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 what i like about fortune cookies is that they dont say anything negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 det smells like fortune cookies.. or so i've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i always smash the fuck out of the cookie while it's still in the baggie, take a small piece or two, rob the fortune and then let others scavenge the rest of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 what i like about fortune cookies is that they dont say anything negative. they should say somthing negative, that way its like its looking out for my wayward ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 the truest fortune cookie someone i knew recieved was my dad's "you would make a good lawyer." he'd already been practicing law for thirty years when he got that cookie, but i guess he needed re assuring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 det smells like fortune cookies.. or so i've heard. Wow that's a gawdamn lie, GGGGRrrrrrrrroooooOOOOOOOWWWWwwwwwLLLLLllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 i know :( the smell is closer to rainbows and apple pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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