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i gotta go hang our with some leses... tell ya later..

go to a hippie herb shop, or whole foods or something like that, and get one of those essential oil, perfume, thingies.

DON'T EVER LET DRUGS NEAR YOU THAT SHOULD BE THE RULE STAND UP AND SAY,DRUGS NO WAY! USING IS NOT COOL! BE SMART DON'T EVER START DRUGS WILL TARE YOUR LIFE APART DON'T EVER LET DRUGS NEAR YOU cool, bunnybrains track...:)

so i found out... i waited for all of my roomates to allocated in the same place, ie. kitchen, and then ever so casually said, "so i was in the shower and i noticed that bottle that says 'douche'..."

Urea: one of the first organic compounds to be discovered. Our bodies during the digestive process extract urea. Urine is mostly composed of this said organic compound. So, if in fact, 'squirt' is composed of urea then squirt is basically URINE. Get used to the idea. So all of ya'll that are into squirting are into the 'golden shower' scene. (Not trying to bash you: to each their own.) If you looking for girls to squirt on you, you should look into the Goth chic’s. Soon there's going to be pictures of girls, uncontrollably scatting on chests...so hot. And then a huge discussion on whether or not is shite! ha. :scrambled:

to douche do you need a product... *should have...gone to CHA! CHA!

Okay so I was in shower today doing my thing...(real smooth like), and I noticed this product that my roomate has in the shower hangy thing. It's in a red plastik container and it stood out to me cause my roomates are half-hippies and it didn't look like it was a 'natural' product. So I was reading the label and it said DOUCHE in the front label part of the product. I don't know much about this douching bizz... so what do ya'll think? Maybe it's a douce scented bodywash!!:) I don't like the thought of standing on douche juice tile. And on another side note: My other roomates cat chewed through my head phone wires and my headfonos are all fucked up now. I've only owned them for like two weeks. what's a nice way of saying, "PAY ME, BITCH! AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO ATE MY BANANA!" Should she be responsible for the damage?

umm, we are going to work with urea in my chem class. now, i'm a little scared. i'm going to ask the TA if they get their urea supply from squirt.. ahhhh, hA ha ha. nasty.:scrambled:

i always smash the fuck out of the cookie while it's still in the baggie, take a small piece or two, rob the fortune and then let others scavenge the rest of it.

ah, yeah it's not a bad scent. it'll be like you've been hanging out in the forest. i can dig.

for some reason the cloak name, crack baby, makes this post more humorous.

nah, not into that mess.

i got one that was kinda messed up once. i was taken a back. it read something like... "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worse." well it doesn't sound so bad now, but at the time it kinda sucked. i was going through transitions.

why do you want to smell like a pine tree?? you want to be a manly man? manly, lumber jack man?

rut ro.