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i gotta go hang our with some leses... tell ya later..

go to a hippie herb shop, or whole foods or something like that, and get one of those essential oil, perfume, thingies.

DON'T EVER LET DRUGS NEAR YOU THAT SHOULD BE THE RULE STAND UP AND SAY,DRUGS NO WAY! USING IS NOT COOL! BE SMART DON'T EVER START DRUGS WILL TARE YOUR LIFE APART DON'T EVER LET DRUGS NEAR YOU cool, bunnybrains track...:)

so i found out... i waited for all of my roomates to allocated in the same place, ie. kitchen, and then ever so casually said, "so i was in the shower and i noticed that bottle that says 'douche'..."

Urea: one of the first organic compounds to be discovered. Our bodies during the digestive process extract urea. Urine is mostly composed of this said organic compound. So, if in fact, 'squirt' is composed of urea then squirt is basically URINE. Get used to the idea. So all of ya'll that are into squirting are into the 'golden shower' scene. (Not trying to bash you: to each their own.) If you looking for girls to squirt on you, you should look into the Goth chic’s. Soon there's going to be pictures of girls, uncontrollably scatting on chests...so hot. And then a huge discussion on whether or not is shite! ha. :scrambled:

to douche do you need a product... *should have...gone to CHA! CHA!

Okay so I was in shower today doing my thing...(real smooth like), and I noticed this product that my roomate has in the shower hangy thing. It's in a red plastik container and it stood out to me cause my roomates are half-hippies and it didn't look like it was a 'natural' product. So I was reading the label and it said DOUCHE in the front label part of the product. I don't know much about this douching bizz... so what do ya'll think? Maybe it's a douce scented bodywash!!:) I don't like the thought of standing on douche juice tile. And on another side note: My other roomates cat chewed through my head phone wires and my headfonos are all fucked up now. I've only owned them for like two weeks. what's a nice way of saying, "PAY ME, BITCH! AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO ATE MY BANANA!" Should she be responsible for the damage?

umm, we are going to work with urea in my chem class. now, i'm a little scared. i'm going to ask the TA if they get their urea supply from squirt.. ahhhh, hA ha ha. nasty.:scrambled:

i always smash the fuck out of the cookie while it's still in the baggie, take a small piece or two, rob the fortune and then let others scavenge the rest of it.

ah, yeah it's not a bad scent. it'll be like you've been hanging out in the forest. i can dig.

for some reason the cloak name, crack baby, makes this post more humorous.

nah, not into that mess.

i got one that was kinda messed up once. i was taken a back. it read something like... "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worse." well it doesn't sound so bad now, but at the time it kinda sucked. i was going through transitions.

why do you want to smell like a pine tree?? you want to be a manly man? manly, lumber jack man?

rut ro.

me three. and you guys give shit to the kid that started the thread about disecting hearts but this thread gets a bowl of cheeros!? i guess it's a mod thing. i'll leave it be.

"yo, if it will help i will do you..." funny shit.. someone posted a bulletin on my friends list titled "I guess it's over between me and steven" of course i had to check it out because why would someone post a bullentin that tells everyone that they broke up.. they have a kid together and shit. that, and i'm sure steven had to catch wind of this said bullentin. if my ex-sig. other did that shit then i... well i don't know what i would do, but i know i would want to kick em in the face. why spread your personal shit like that?

i wish it were actually a show... it would be damned funny. they could play the two shows back to back.

did you figure it out?

some of ya'll are hanging out with some dumb ass broads.

your mom sounds like my dad... i've had him get into my face and hella stare me down. i of course respond with "wtf are you doing?" and he responded by accusing me of being high, saying that my eyes are dilated. and i'll be sober as all fuck. but then other times, when i was high as all fuck, dilated pupils and all, he wouldn't even notice and i could carry out a conversation with him...

yeah, ha. ha. that's pretty funny.

why did they have to send the deer away? that's pretty fucked.

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Re: «<< 12Oz Computer Tech Support >>> i went to the event viewer and i did not see anything relating to my problem which is... my computer is fairly new with a DVD(+/-)R/RW drive. the program on my computer to burn dvd's is intervideo windvd creator. whenever i insert a blank dvd-r it says that there is no dvd rewritable disc detected and that i need to insert a rewritable dvd. when i go to my computer and check how much space is on the blank disc it says zero space available it works with cd-r... i really don't know what to do. bf says that i need a program or something but i figure that the program should work.