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im sitting here sending text messages to two people, trying to figure out plans for the night. it would be so much quicker to just make a phone call, but instead i insist on speaking in two sentence bursts.

i'm exactly the person they're talking about, when they speak of people who isolate themselves with technology, so they don't have to deal with people. id way rather talk over aim, text or email, than by phone. it's not that im socialy inept or anything either, i don't stutter, can carry conversations, all that shit, i just don't like it very much. im fine in person, there are just very few people i actually want to be in the same room with.

 

that's all.

 

for future reference here is how you do it.....

 

you - "what up man"

friend - "hanging out, playing a video game"

you - "i heard _____ blank was popping tonight. you want to head out in a couple of hours?"

 

....from here its like choose your own adventure and can be handled one of two ways based on the result.......

 

1. decisiveness

 

friend - "that sounds good, holler at me before you come over, im watching tranny porn and im covered in lube"

you - "alright, talk to you later"

 

...or....

 

2. indecisiveness

 

friend - "uhh, i dont know. im thinking about this other party. im also waiting on _____ to call....."

you - "alright, give me a call when you figure you out what you are doing."

hang up.

 

total minutes used - 1

gayness avoided by text messaging people like a 15 year old girl crushing on a boy in science class - infinity x 10

 

i hope that helps seeks.

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thanks boogie, i never would have figured out how to have a short, concise conversation, where it not for your intervention.

:rolleyes:

 

unfortunately it does not address the fact that i simply dont like talking to most people, even if just for a minute. there are people i'll call. even people i'll spend hours talking to, but they're few and far between.

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thanks boogie, i never would have figured out how to have a short, concise conversation, where it not for your intervention.

:rolleyes:

 

unfortunately it does not address the fact that i simply dont like talking to most people, even if just for a minute. there are people i'll call. even people i'll spend hours talking to, but they're few and far between.

 

i guess i just cant get over how gay text messaging is and why you would want to spend time pecking out little messages with numerals in place of words when you could just call someone, mumble some shit into the phone and get it over with in less than a minute. i dont even really think that half of my conversations would qualify as "talking".....thats all im saying here.

 

p.s. - do you giggle and eat popcorn in your jammies while you text message?

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I was always under the impression that when boogie posts, he keeps in mind that the Props button is located directly under his signature. Hence, his need to try to be as provocative, self-righteous, outlandish, and supposedly "funny" as possible. Matter of fact, I do remember a thread he made about his need for people to hit his props button.

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dude, irony and sarcasm are the new black.

 

i dont care that you were making fun of me, it just wasn't funny. you trying to portray me as a giggling teenage girl just paints you as a bitter, depressed and angry at the world, wishing you were maddox. there have been several times lately where you seem to take things way too seriously in an attempt to offer some biting comentary that unfortunately just pretty much falls short of being entertaining. it's like you're just looking for a chance to lash out. i don't know, just my take on things.

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dude, irony and sarcasm are the new black.

 

i dont care that you were making fun of me, it just wasn't funny. you trying to portray me as a giggling teenage girl just paints you as a bitter, depressed and angry at the world, wishing you were maddox. there have been several times lately where you seem to take things way too seriously in an attempt to offer some biting comentary that unfortunately just pretty much falls short of being entertaining. it's like you're just looking for a chance to lash out. i don't know, just my take on things.

 

holy cow dude...it was a fairly good natured jab at you for text messaging. its something i have always associated with girls because when i get text messages that usually who i am getting them from....hence the jab. sorry if it doesnt translate via the internet. that said do feel free to think what you want about me though, it was a good try.

 

when it comes down to it im here to laugh and thats it. i dont want to be anyones friend. i dont want to hook up and paint. i dont even care if you find it funny as long as it entertains me and it does so thats about the end of the discussion as far as im concerned. if it continues to bother you feel free to ban me...ill probably be a lot less distracted.

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