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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear cold frigid bitchass boss-

Thanks for being pretty cool today.

Maybe we should decorate for Christmas everyday.

Or did you get that vibrator we talked about??

madofficeyVAJ

 

Dear Alure & Whitebread-

Hurry up.

I'll help with the move and/or the kiddos or whatever at anytime.

Looking forward to it.

arlingtonVAJ

 

Dear Glik$

3 more days!!

:heartbeat: yourVAJ

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Neighbors,

 

Why do you feel the need to know everything that goes on in my life, stop living vicariously through me. Also mind you own damn business and quit thinking you are "down" with me.

 

- Sneak "not so friendly" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear Vaj,

3 more days is correct!

then we can drink gallons of coffee and make sexy time. love you

Im also not getting you a baby phat coat. im sorry. i draw the line there.

 

Love,

Glik$

 

PS: you can wear my rabbit fur around. But seriously just the rabbit fur.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ipod,

i really hate you

with a passion

i do not know how to transfer my ipod music to my ibook which i have been using for a few months

it sucks

and i look all over google for answers and all i get are newb forums and people chatting about nothing

 

if anyone out there can help me

it would be much appreciated

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear "towner",

as a matter of fact, i am half dog/half retard.

my hair is shaped like a helmet. now what?

<3 ssn

 

dear eatso,

oh no... i am sooooo far from being your christian neighbor.

my next door neighbor is a christian freak though. she wears a ring on her ring finger that says "jesus".

i think that means she's married to her god.

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 12oz

 

I am going to sell my soul to the devil to be the ultimate blues player

 

 

- Sneak "At The Cross Rodes At Midnight" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Vaj,

 

You got cheated....I am going to be the most awesomest blues guitar players ever.

 

- Sneak "Blues Train a comin" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear School,

you fucking suck...

ive been doing all my work in class

and turning it in the same day,

yet my progress report says im failing everything??

i know for a fact im not failing everything,

but now i have to do everything im supposidly

"missing"

all over again...

 

 

fucking assholes...

~T-ROCK.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear skies-

Why did you just open up like that?

Texas is so weird.

I don't need a lake outside my door.

My pants are long and that is a disgusting feeling.

-froggyVAJ

 

 

Dear debit card-

Please be in the mail today.

My lady friends are having celebrations due to the end of the semester.

I'm not in school but I should be able to celebrate.

You're gay.

-nocashhavinVAJ

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