papa_dukes Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 well I've never even been tempted to order an escort off craigslist consitdering they all look ugly and fake. I just heard on the news that 2 chicks were popped for hoe'n off that site hahaha what fools I'm sure this has happened before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Them there hoez usin that innernetz be smart. I always wondered why I saw them in the library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 When I was in London, I ended up hanging out with this really wierd cokehead millionaire who was the president of one of Englands biggest media companies or some shit. He was trying to convince me that we should get some prostitutes, that they would be free, etc. Then he went on to explain how I could come back to the states and get rich the same way he did-- set up a website to pimp girls through, using legal loopholes to avoid arrest. I declined. Then he suggested that I stay in London instead of returning home, and he could set me up as a high end male escort for rich old ladies. I declined that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 i thought you told your mom to stop posting personals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 seriously though....hookers post ads to fuck for like $300....wtf?....i can get sex for free. $300?....thats 300 things off the mcdonalds dollar menu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 When I was in London, I ended up hanging out with this really wierd cokehead millionaire who was the president of one of Englands biggest media companies or some shit. He was trying to convince me that we should get some prostitutes, that they would be free, etc. Then he went on to explain how I could come back to the states and get rich the same way he did-- set up a website to pimp girls through, using legal loopholes to avoid arrest. I declined. Then he suggested that I stay in London instead of returning home, and he could set me up as a high end male escort for rich old ladies. I declined that as well. pussy!!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 seriously though....hookers post ads to fuck for like $300....wtf?....i can get sex for free. $300?....thats 300 things off the mcdonalds dollar menu! Thats three hundred JBC's at wendys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 pussy!!!!!!11 co-mothafucking signed that shit. i would been fuckin the shit out some old ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I don't know, that's just not how I wanted to spend my early twenties, fucking nasty old British women. Given where I'm at now, I stand by my decision. I probably should have taken him up on the hookers for that night, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 save the money...get some ill kicks and a fat bag...then go nike pimpin....only fools pay for a cunt when theres a million hoes who will buy your dinner then suck your dick then put gas in the rider....fuck a craigslist thats some misrepresentation you k now most those girls are way more busted then the pics they post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 word. thats what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 budaaahhhhh dontaahh budaaahhhhh dontaahh budaaahhhhh dontaahh budaaahhhhh budaaahhhhh budaaahhhhh budaaahhhhh dontaahh these damned blue collar tweekers are running this here town budaaahhhhh dontaahh budaaahhhhh dontaahh budaaahhhhh dontaahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Thats three hundred JBC's at wendys I pressed your props button for using jbc... I thought I was the only one, I even order them like that at wendy's... sometimes the retards are like, "what's a jbc... OOOOHHHHH." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 pussy!!!!!!11 my thoughts manifested! ill go to london to bang old sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I met two meth head whores that travel from state to state and have people they fuck for money on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 save the money...get some ill kicks and a fat bag...then go nike pimpin....only fools pay for a cunt when theres a million hoes who will buy your dinner then suck your dick then put gas in the rider....fuck a craigslist thats some misrepresentation you k now most those girls are way more busted then the pics they post i wish i could meet bitches with that much bank every girl i know is broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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