Pfffffffffft Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 ‘You can’t get much more concealed than that’ Police arrest naked man after he allegedly said he had a tool in his rectum EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. “You can’t get much more concealed than that,” Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. “When you’re talking about an awl or an ice pick and you’re dealing with somebody who’s fresh out of prison, it’s a weapon. That’s a stabbing instrument,” Horgan said. It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15554530/?GT1=8717 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 man, some peoples lives just suck major balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Cheers for not being crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 man, some peoples lives are nothing but amazing agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSHIT Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 question; why the fuck would you jack off near a busy station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL*LOVE*U Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 question; why the fuck would you jack off near a busy station? question; why wouldnt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 man, some peoples lives just suck major balls. Obviously, not this guy's. This dude was having a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 He probably forgot that thing was in his ass.. I bet it had been there since he went in jail..just hadnt pooped it out yet. hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 poor officer horgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 it really makes you wonder what happens to some people throughout their life that they end up like this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 it really makes you wonder what happens to some people throughout their life that they end up like this guy Too much.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 i was trying to find a picture of toothpick from "dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" but no luck :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Damn, who was the unlucky person who had to 'remove' the weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 question; why the fuck would you jack off near a busy station? It's not all that unusual for the area. If you'd ever been around the paths under the BART tracks you would understand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 maybe he needed to use both hands, and didn't have any pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 "do you have anything we should know about?" "yeah i've got a screwdriver" "where?" "it's in my ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shi#$ing Di#$nipples Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 "Every day for the past 20 years I stuck $30.00 in pennies up my ass, and then... I spend them." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWTApIE9zw0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 this and the hyphy movement are mega bay area turnoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 man that just made my day.. I love crazy people they keep me amused.. I just hope a bunch of people in el cerrito saw him and are tormented for the rest of their lives with the image of this guy masturbating with an awl shoved up his ass.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 ^^ amen. ahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Dudes my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shi#$ing Di#$nipples Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 it really makes you wonder what happens to some people throughout their life that they end up like this guy :heartbeat: THEY TAKE THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY :heartbeat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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