shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I cut myself this afternoon, I took some pictures to document the occasion. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Just to clarify, thats part of my thumb I am missing. It was someplace on that plate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Oh my God, you killed Towlie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 that's not a cut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 this thread title made me think of that single "Aww shit" by Tha Alkaholiks on that Likwidation album ('97) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Now thats a wound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 WUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 i fucked stuff animals tougher then you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Now thats a wound! is that a stab wound ? did any organs get punctured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 3 broken ribs, the second one chipped bone in my hip. Pretty damn lucky but i think i have to live with constant chest pains now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 at least you have that sweet scar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 It looks sweet when the stiches are still in, but now it's kinda rank. But at least ive got a huge supply of Valium & xanax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 My forearm about 4 inches down from my wrist... Edit: that flick is from my phone thats why its small. SOLLY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 i fucked stuff animals tougher then you haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 My forearm about 4 inches down from my wrist... Edit: that flick is from my phone thats why its small. SOLLY!! dude, wat, happened?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 A Swiss man with a chainsaw. Workplace accident from earlier this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Holly fucking shit!!! That's like shark attack status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 i thought that first pick was of a jelly donut.. i lost interest shortly after i realized it wasnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 i fucked stuff animals tougher then you :lol: I never claimed it was a big deal..just thought everyone here would like to see some blood. Ive probably had more broken bones, missing teeth and stitches than most people here. Hockey for 16 years does that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 this thread title made me think of that single "Aww shit" by Tha Alkaholiks on that Likwidation album ('97) this is what immediately came to my mind: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srebmun Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Try hockey for almost 30 years, then get back at me. Seriously, what you have there is an avulsion injury, you can't do anything about it really. It's gonna hurt real bad for a week or so, then just every time you knock it against anything for a couple months. I have cut my hand in the deli slicer before, what they do for you is put some neosporin on there, then a gooey release cloth over it, cover it with a bandage, gauze it, tape it and send you on your way. You probably want to take a bit off from hockey to limit the chance of infection. They don't even hook you up with a good amount of pain killers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 This is why I wear chainmail at all times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 You pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Nice one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srebmun Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Help me understand that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Word, flick no1 doesnt look like you lost a piece from your thumb. It lloks like someone added you some thumb and then cut a small piece out but still, not enough...explain yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Ill take another picture here in a bit... Its from an as seen on tv slicer... Thats the second time its gotten me. Pos.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Alittle cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 It looks like it's added cause it was swollen. It was a diagonal cut across more than one axis (it wasn't straight chomp down the finger), in the second picture you can see the ellipse formed by the flat area, it starts halfway down the fingernail. It was a paper guillotine if you're wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Paper guilotines are dangerous, esp the old ones they had back in highschool that were rusty and loose. Those were the types that would come down on your hand without question.. I should have kept the other piece of the finger, it was pretty neat, you could see fat cells and shit. I threw it away though, it was mixed in with my apples for apple sauerkraut.. I ate the kraut, and it was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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