Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Fuck, i can't even remember the first. My teen years involved a lot of police run-ins, mainly for skateboarding, trespassing, lighting fireworks, drinking/smoking pot on the beach, and graffiti. I managed to talk my way out of most of them by saying it was the first time I had ever gotten in trouble before. Except the graffiti charge, which stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 shit, never mind, it was th D.A.R.E program. I learned all about gang signs and drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 and then i fucking stabbed him and cut some bacon off his back :lol: fuck yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 4 or so, for shoplifting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 When I was 10 my friend and I were escorted home for setting pieces of wood with nails sticking through them in the middle of a busy road. Then at 12 escorted home again while hanging out in a parking lot because some lady called the cops and said we were trying to break into cars. It was all downhill from there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 9 throwing bottles and stink bombs at the local school's janitor, he chased us down and we got stuck in a dead end, good times. then breaking and entering at 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Skateboarding....and tresspassing....nothing good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I was 5 and unbuckled, my mother was speeding to get me to swim class, I put on the waterworks and the cop wanted us to get the fuck away from him. My mom told me "Yo that crying was mad fire son, Im gonna get you some candy icream connes" I'm the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 10 for drawing genitals on some dudes car with markers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 My mom told me "Yo that crying was mad fire son, Im gonna get you some candy icream connes" :lol: :lol: Your Mom talks like MERO?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zome_drb Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 when i was 11 i told a coppa my dad had a gun and the coppa took me back to my house and found out it was a air gun HAHAHA and they were like this is a serious waste of our time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i got such mad graff skillz itz a crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Mine was when I was like 5-6 hanging around with samoans stealing from safeway. Caramello koalas like whut. trashed woo woo chukka chukka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i got such mad graff skillz itz a crime Woah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Oh wait. Is this first time arrested or first time with jack trouble? either way im drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Woah u must be toy. even cope2 fears me. all world nukkas:king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 You caught me, I sure am :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 on a serious note... My first encounter with cops involved drinking when i was about 13. I was throwing up, and when the cop asked if i had been drinking, i told him i had the flu. Luckily my friends sister showed up and he let me get in her car without any further harrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 skating shit at 15. arrested for painting at 16. my mom was pleased. oddly enough, she approves of it now. go mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milligramsmile Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 14 for narcotics possession, 40mg OC, thankfully I stashed my quarter of MJ down my pants, I wish id of remember the OC too tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I stole my teacher's car and crashed it into a pole. Got booked a week later. I didn't talk, but the evidence was there against me. *edit - I was 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
errk Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Over something pretty stupid. Me and my friends got back to my house from some chill church event we were invited to, and it was about 11 pm and that night me and the friend that I usually write with planned to leave the houseonce other friends feel asleep. And we thought they did when we left at 2am to go hitup some spots. So we start walking and after a while we heard, "Hold up!" and turned around and it was the rest of our friends. "Shit..." we thought. And we told them to go back for obvious reasons. two people became a group of five. But none of them moved so my friend and I decided to let them come with us. Worst mistake ever. During a throwup, one of them kept turning on a flashlight asking me if I had trouble seeing and that was one of the things that pissed me off. Kept doing it even after I told him to stop. But right before I was finished with the fill-in, two cars rolled into the parking lot we were in and the dudes in the car got out and fought and starting yelling and shit which woke the neighborhood up basically. We all just stood there watching then after they rolled out, we thought, "shit we should've booked it long ago." So I got my shit packed up and started to book it but two police cars rolled in and we were cornered. So yea, it was stupid choices made by everyone, including myself. And the same friend who kept turning on the flashlight, during the arrest he kept saying he wasn't part of our group and that he was just watching. Such a good friend eh? He kept doing stupid shit as well. The police asked if he lived in a broken home or if his mom took care of him well, he replied, "Does your mom love you officer?" Since then, I haven't said much to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 oh this was last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 about 10 y/o. Me and my buddy riding a bicycle. they drove right behind us without us noticing... then they used the loudspeaker "OTHER KID OFF THE BIKE" god damn motherfuckers nearly gave me a heart attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i dont believe i ever had any trouble with johnny law until i started painting...then it was a slippery slide....i think i may have called 911 and hung up 1 time as a wee lad and squalie came a knockin otherwise i like to think of myself as a first class stand up guy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 when i was 12/13 the cop told me he would shove my marker up my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 calling 911 at age 7 just for the hell of it. first real encounter was drinking forties at some park at age 14 they let us drink though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 we should have a "first time you shoplifted" thread i was at this toy store and stole a bunch of rubber fish. i was like 5 or 6 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i stole an address book before i was in kindergarten. why i wanted it, i do not remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i stole $5 dollars out of my neighbors purse and threw it down on the dank we also mobbed up this polish kid like 5v1 back in like 3rd grade, but we didnt get arrested for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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