RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 oh wait... did you think I would make a thread about having sex with prostitutes? more like GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING HOOKERS OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING BLOCK! On my walk to work today I passed three motherfucking hookers. One was sitting on some back step with some guy who looked like her dealer or something, and she was just sitting there legs spread, letting the nasty get some air. Who are you people? Then there's this other one that comes up to me while I'm waiting for the light to change and she's yelling at me to give her two bucks. My headphones and in so I think the 'two' sign looks like a 'smoke' sign. I tell her I dont have any smokes and she flips and start yelling 'just give me two dollars'. I'd be willing to bet that two bucks would have gone right around the corner to the same guy I saw with the first hooker. Motherfuking hookers! Someone's been putting really cheap handmade signs up around the way that are just too strange to make sence. I dont think engligh, or sign making are the strong suits of whoever is taping up cardboard signs with duct tape. One read: "no sex here / where live family / be productive" another one read: "do you crack / outside back / no sex" I think it's time to start using the chain lock on my door. Anyone want to send me a stungun in the mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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psm026 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers Someone's been putting really cheap handmade signs up around the way that are just too strange to make sence. I dont think engligh, or sign making are the strong suits of whoever is taping up cardboard signs with duct tape. One read: "no sex here / where live family / be productive" another one read: "do you crack / outside back / no sex" I think it's time to start using the chain lock on my door. Anyone want to send me a stungun in the mail? Dam, i did think think this was about having sex with hookers. DAM..DAM.. I will trade you a stungun for them signs out your way.. they sound like classic pieces if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers I'll see if I can grab one on the way home, if the zombies, er... hookers, haven't eaten them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers Ill trade you a stun gun for a hammock.... haha... those guys still haven't sent me my hammocks. I'm going to write them today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Mamerro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers haha... those guys still haven't sent me my hammocks. I'm going to write them today. Shit, I was just about to ask you about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers the last I heard was that they were sending me a pack in the mail. I doubt it would take this long if I was actually paying for them. meh... that's what I get for dealing with hippies. *setdyiltes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers Fuck man, sounds like a hardcore neighbourhood you are living in there. I haven't even seen a streetwalker where i live. Ever. But they swarm around at the casino here though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers yep. I had that problem before. There was a cheap hotel across the street. When it was shut down the problem ceased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers you should take over that block and go see their pimp..hes prolly some money mike lookin nigga....squad up on his whole operation....tell a bitch ya my hooka now!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers just because the hookers pay taxes in Hellaland doesn't make it right over here. I live in a nice enough area, and it's just outside of downtown (in my city) but it was really run down a few years ago. Now there's one or two corners where the shit still stinks. All it takes is a dive bar that lets hookers and dealers hang out, and the area goes to shit. The cops patrol all the time, because the gentrification is underway (read: rich and white). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers ...a little powder on the hand then...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers Well, your area has been known for hookers for a long time. Just ride it out and the yuppies will take over completely, soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers i prefer hookers over yuppies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers Well, your area has been known for hookers for a long time. Just ride it out and the yuppies will take over completely, soon enough. what's fucked up is how small my area is. I can walk from one end to the other in 20 minutes. There's so many nice homes and young people, but there's jsut a few bad corners, but nothing like the east side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers i prefer hookers over yuppies. there's this one hooker I've seen who's really skinny (not all of them are) but she's got the biggest fake boobs I've ever seen outside of a strip club. it's hard not to look, even though I'd never touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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26SidedCube Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers I once had a hooker offer me a free blowjob because I had blue eyes. I declined. Another time a hooker tried to jerk me off in front of the Sbarro's in T-Square. This one was cute so I let her work her magic for 30 seconds before telling her I wasn't down. edit: then there was that time in Hamburg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers I once had a hooker offer me a free blowjob because I had blue eyes. I declined. something tells me there's no such thing as a truly 'free blowjob'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers hah. yeah, chances are I was either going to be mugged or paying in years off of my sex life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers haha that reminds me of a few weekends ago i was at this party and there are non stop hookers out on their strole. We are all hanging outside and pregnant one walks by and asks for a cigarette. I threw the rest of my pack at her so i didnt have to touch her or get too close. She then strikes up a conversation with my roommate. Hooker: Hey baby are you pregnant? roomie: Uhh nooo. Hooker: Oh well you just like me then! roomie: Ohh my god. Oh god the look on her face was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers um.... pics? (of the signs too) and you should make your own signs and hang em up.... may i suggest a "pee in the butt" sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers hey crusty... speaking of your "roommate"... what happened to your experiment thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: fucking hookers may i suggest a "pee in the butt" sign? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pee+in+her+butt hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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