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oh wait...

did you think I would make a thread about having sex with prostitutes?

 

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GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING HOOKERS

OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING BLOCK!

 

On my walk to work today I passed three motherfucking hookers.

One was sitting on some back step with some guy who looked like

her dealer or something, and she was just sitting there legs spread,

letting the nasty get some air. Who are you people?

 

Then there's this other one that comes up to me while I'm waiting for

the light to change and she's yelling at me to give her two bucks.

My headphones and in so I think the 'two' sign looks like a 'smoke' sign.

I tell her I dont have any smokes and she flips and start yelling

'just give me two dollars'. I'd be willing to bet that two bucks would

have gone right around the corner to the same guy I saw with the

first hooker. Motherfuking hookers!

 

Someone's been putting really cheap handmade signs up around the way

that are just too strange to make sence. I dont think engligh, or sign making

are the strong suits of whoever is taping up cardboard signs with duct tape.

One read: "no sex here / where live family / be productive"

another one read: "do you crack / outside back / no sex"

 

I think it's time to start using the chain lock on my door.

Anyone want to send me a stungun in the mail?

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Someone's been putting really cheap handmade signs up around the way

that are just too strange to make sence. I dont think engligh, or sign making

are the strong suits of whoever is taping up cardboard signs with duct tape.

One read: "no sex here / where live family / be productive"

another one read: "do you crack / outside back / no sex"

 

I think it's time to start using the chain lock on my door.

Anyone want to send me a stungun in the mail?

 

 

Dam, i did think think this was about having sex with hookers. DAM..DAM..

 

I will trade you a stungun for them signs out your way.. they sound like classic pieces if you ask me.

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I'll see if I can grab one on the way home, if the zombies, er... hookers, haven't eaten them.

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Ill trade you a stun gun for a hammock....

 

haha... those guys still haven't sent me my hammocks. I'm going to write them today.

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haha... those guys still haven't sent me my hammocks. I'm going to write them today.

 

 

 

Shit, I was just about to ask you about that.

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the last I heard was that they were sending me a pack in the mail.

I doubt it would take this long if I was actually paying for them.

 

meh... that's what I get for dealing with hippies.

 

 

 

 

*setdyiltes

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Fuck man, sounds like a hardcore neighbourhood you are living in there.

 

I haven't even seen a streetwalker where i live. Ever.

 

But they swarm around at the casino here though!

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yep. I had that problem before.

There was a cheap hotel across the street.

When it was shut down the problem ceased.

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you should take over that block and go see their pimp..hes prolly some money mike lookin nigga....squad up on his whole operation....tell a bitch ya my hooka now!!!!

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just because the hookers pay taxes in Hellaland doesn't make it right over here.

 

I live in a nice enough area, and it's just outside of downtown (in my city) but it was

really run down a few years ago. Now there's one or two corners where the shit still stinks.

All it takes is a dive bar that lets hookers and dealers hang out, and the area goes to shit.

The cops patrol all the time, because the gentrification is underway (read: rich and white).

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Well, your area has been known for hookers for a long time. Just ride it out and the yuppies will take over completely, soon enough.

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Well, your area has been known for hookers for a long time. Just ride it out and the yuppies will take over completely, soon enough.

 

what's fucked up is how small my area is.

I can walk from one end to the other in 20 minutes.

There's so many nice homes and young people,

but there's jsut a few bad corners, but nothing like the east side.

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i prefer hookers over yuppies.

 

there's this one hooker I've seen who's really skinny (not all of them are)

but she's got the biggest fake boobs I've ever seen outside of a strip club.

 

it's hard not to look, even though I'd never touch.

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I once had a hooker offer me a free blowjob because I had blue eyes. I declined.

 

Another time a hooker tried to jerk me off in front of the Sbarro's in T-Square. This one was cute so I let her work her magic for 30 seconds before telling her I wasn't down.

 

edit: then there was that time in Hamburg...

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I once had a hooker offer me a free blowjob because I had blue eyes. I declined.

 

 

something tells me there's no such thing as a truly 'free blowjob'.

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