HardyHarHar Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 This one I'm fine with sharing, because A. it's not about me and B. this asshole shares everything about himself on myspace anyway and C. it's too damn bad not to share. So I have this friend. We'll call him Xela. He's not a good friend, more of a pest, but when he is quiet and there aren't many people around he is nice. After exhausting ebaums world and youtube, I decided to venture out into the real world. I laughed, I cried (on the inside), and then I went to a party. We all rode bikes. When we showed up, this friend of mine says, "Gerry is in a bad mood." In fact "Gerry" had called at around 8pm to say, "Hey, you coming to this party, it's only me and two other people right now but..." So the party progresses, and Xela latches onto Gerry. They become inseperable like two bratty kids. But they were also at each others throats. They wressle-fought on the kitchen floor. After the two of them had been talking, Gerry says, "Hey Xela says that I could never get with T____, F____'s girlfriend. We all look at each other, "What?" Later, outside, Xela calls F____ and hands the phone to Gerry. "Hi, F____, this is Gerry, umm, I.. want to have sex with your girlfriend?" he says it almost like a question. About seven of us have been listening to this and we erupt in laughter. Then he says, "Yeah and your roomate B___ sucks, fuck him." Later on as we're bicycling back past F_____ & T_____'s house, Xela yells at the top of his lungs, "F____! F____!" I felt so bad for Gerry that drunken fool. He must've been drinking himself into a foul mood the whole night. F____ was none too happy about it either. So uhhh, like what do you think I should do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 pee in his butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 lmao thats discusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 pee in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 Oh yeah. I did vow to get both of them back, because earlier that night. Gerry poured some of his backwash into my beer and I dumped it out, which made the whole upper deck porch (full of jocks) scream, "Dude, you're wasting perfectly good beer!" It was Natty lite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ------------yawns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Wow what a lame story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Your boy Xela sounds alot cooler than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 attach directly to forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 which part of the story was supposed to be funny? i couldn't figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 FALSE ADVERTISING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 this story fucking sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 i hope you get herpes for wasting the air you breath...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 wait i meant to say apply directly to forehead... way to much partying over the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 You ride bikes.... like bitches Like 14 year old fat bitches... you ride bikes with your friends after a party. Well HardyHarHar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 really shit story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 i hope you get herpes for wasting the air you breath...... I've had a Wonderful! Time everyone! Thank You! Goodnight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, semen, vaginal fluid, preseminal fluid, and breast milk. This transmission can come in the form of anal, vaginal or oral sex, blood transfusion, contaminated needles, exchange between mother and baby during pregnancy, childbirth, or breastfeeding, or other exposure to one of the above bodily fluids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I just learnt a bit, cheer's aids face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 somebody bombed the door at my work this morning but they buffed it before i could see it andf nobody could tell me what it said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Xela??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I prefer it when people spell it Jerry, not Gerry. I hate that "G" stuff. What the fuck? Geoff, too. Fuck those guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, semen, vaginal fluid, preseminal fluid, and breast milk. This transmission can come in the form of anal, vaginal or oral sex, blood transfusion, contaminated needles, exchange between mother and baby during pregnancy, childbirth, or breastfeeding, or other exposure to one of the above bodily fluids. You wanna here something fucked up? My health teacher in highschool told us that you can't get HIV from oral sex because "something in the saliva has the ability to kill the virus". Coincidentally, two years after I graduated it turned out that a shit load of kids at that school had tested positive for HIV. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 You wanna here something fucked up? My health teacher in highschool told us that you can't get HIV from oral sex because "something in the saliva has the ability to kill the virus". Coincidentally, two years after I graduated it turned out that a shit load of kids at that school had tested positive for HIV. . Is that for real? If so they should sue the school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 F___ Y__ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 My friend Fuck came over last night, Shit drunk and proceeded to piss all over my other good friend You's shoes. We were all pissed off about it. For days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 pissed about piss huh? what a pisser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 F___ Y__ Totally got that :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 That was impossible to understand with all that close passage shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 So uhhh, like what do you think I should do? NIGGA KILL YOSELF And "Gerry" is a gay way to spell "Jerry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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