blood fart Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I don't listen to girls when they talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 ...rrrrriggghhhttt... awesome. High five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 You're right. I listen to my niece when she talks to me. her:Can I have some of those tortilla chips from Chuy's? me:They were all crumbs, I threw them away. her:*fart* her:Well, I guess my butt really wanted some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 This one time, this girl said.... "I don't listen to girls when they talk." HAHAHAHAHA LOLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "IS THERE SEA IN THE MOUNTAINS?" i laughed at her untill she cried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "Your balls are hot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "your penis is beautiful" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I might have already posted this but... "don't touch me there.... only my daddy can touch me there..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 "Someone who loves me would make me a sandwhich" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 that sounds like shit i get ffrom my old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Hahaha DHabz I love you buddy No/homo....but I might start aiming sweet talk to your girl....Does the 12 oz dare and everything....You got a keeper bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 He'll probably make fun of me for doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 At least it cured your boredom for a little bit though. Thats all the 12 oz community is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 right on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 SWORDS ARE DANGEROUS BECAUSE THEY CAN CUT YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 who is led zeppelin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 The reason why i call you mom all the time is because you always piss me off like my mom does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATTS Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 "Someone who loves me would make me a sandwhich" yep, that's a good one. I use that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 me: ok I'm off, see you later... girl: you going home? me: yeah girl: are you gonna wank? me: wha? girl: you're gonna wank arent you!!!! you're going home to wank and cry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 My girl just asked me which email adress to send some pics too. "I said whatever it doesnt matter." "Well which one do you use more" "Both" "Okay" So she sent me the same email twice..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 me: ok I'm off, see you later... girl: you going home? me: yeah girl: are you gonna wank? me: wha? girl: you're gonna wank arent you!!!! you're going home to wank and cry! Oh she gave you an opening if I ever heard one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Today at work I had like a five minute conversation about pussy and balls which started out like this: Me: Man all these customers stress me the fuck out sometimes Girl: You need to cry? Me: A little, but that'd make a pussy. Girl: You can't be a pussy. Me: Nope. You can't be a pussy if you're gonna work in retail Girl: You need balls. Me: A great big heavy set of balls, but you can't just throw em around and put em on the table every time a customer demands this and that from you. and so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 wait... bacon and ham and papperoni come from pigs??! yea, what did you tinhk they were? i dunno, meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 mind you im not one one of the flakes that gets theyre dumb shit posted. im ejumuhkatedd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 fuckkk let me think i turned off their Paul Wall bullshit and put on a Non-Phixion cd and they called it "Jungle Music" uhhm last night i stopped over my boys and his little bro's friends were there..this one bitch was like "yeah so like this kid took me to the dance and was mad that i wouldnt get with him" i was like why the fuck would you say yes and goto a dance with someone if you don't find them attractive? fucking weirdos. oh heres one from my mom cus i was in a bad mood, "maybe you shouldn't quit smoking cigs yet then"..i was like damn thanks for the fucking support..fuck her i did it anyway on my own strength man ive heard so much bullshit i cant remember any of it, some golden shit too you want more shit from my mom? in 7th grade she found a pipe and said it was a crack pipe and that i was smoking crack. around 8th or 9th grade, she said the sweat stains on my undershirts were yellow because i was 'doing coke' around 10th grade she again found a glass piece and said it was a crack pipe want to hear the best??? i get back from Puerto Rico, she's like come here I need to ask you something and shes like "I found a pill in your room" so I'm like thinking I haven't had no pills lately so I tell her to show me it...and its a fucking GENERIC TUMS with like 1567 written on it. That was by far the funniest one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 whoa easy with those tums, that shit can fuck you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 my girlfriend farts funny... i should make it into a streaming audio. this was from work yesterday... "i like these family guy talking pens... i have a napoleon dynamite talking pen... THEY SHOULD MAKE A 24 TALKING PEN!!!!!!.... THEY SHOULD MAKE IT SAY THINGS LIKE " NEXT TIME ON 24..."... THEY SHOULD MAKE A 24 TALKING VIDEO PEN!!! SO YOU COULD WATCH CLIPS OF 24... LIKE... THE PEN TELLS THE WHOLE STORY OF 24!!!!... WITH MOVIES AND EVERYTHING!!!" and so on so forth... she said it with really big eyes... as enthusiastically as possible... seriously. i dont know this girl... she comes into my job and starts yapping about the tv show 24 and will not stop exaggerating about how great it is. and shes done it on more than one occasion. its so sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Girl: I've got chicken stuck in my teeth Other guy: Is it running around (trying to make a stupid joke) Girl: Nooooo, not that type of chicken, the type of chicken that you eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hahaha DHabz I love you buddy No/homo....but I might start aiming sweet talk to your girl....Does the 12 oz dare and everything....You got a keeper bro. Haha, you can have her.... hahaha just kidding. She's mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez its that easy is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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