johnny ballbags Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 seriously.... my two MALE dogs wont stop tryin to fuck each other... this shit has been goin on all night and it wont fuckin stop... its startin to get outa hand... i tried givin em treats and all kinds of other shit but nothing will tear them apart from each other... what the fuck can i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furioussnake Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 let them do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 have they been fixed? this should solve the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 My male dog also used to try and hump my sister's male dog...he just stopped after a few days and never tried again. Maybe it took him that long to realize there was a dick there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 fuck choppin their balls off... i woulndt be happy if someone did that shit to me... i have my nuts and havent had any urges to hump men /no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 My male dog also used to try and hump my sister's male dog...he just stopped after a few days and never tried again. Maybe it took him that long to realize there was a dick there? idk man,,,, they been livin together for 5 months now and this is the first time theyve really been goin at it like this.... do they have doggy hookers?... maybe if i get them both laid they will cut the shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 make them stop listening to the cure, send them to church, and if all else fails, send them to military school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 your call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 man you got little faggot lookin dogs anyway....what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 fag's homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 it's not a doggy wants to get off thing... it's a dominance thing, alpha male type shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 thats a gay chair too. that may be confusing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 thats a gay chair too. that may be confusing them its my girl's parents chair.... its more old school italian than it is gay.... but i admit its not the most masculine piece of furnature... *my 666th post..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 That chair they're sitting on is OLD SCHOOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cucumbers Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 they are products of their environments. if they see gay sex go on then they are going to have gay sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 http://www.break.com/index/horny_odie_the_wonder_dog.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 cucumbers dug this thread up to post that my man got a parking permit for johnny's dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cucumbers Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 cucumbers dug this thread up to post that my man got a parking permit for johnny's dick nothing gets past you san. Zero VS Four Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 wow guy for someone who is all anti gay things you are a real pro when it comes to jumpin on a niggas nuts.....there are girls on here...and in the real world......maybe try and go get you one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Dude, how many posts have you made that didn't have that Grammar Gorillas bullshit in it? Digging up a nine month old thread to take a weak jab at someone is fucking gayer than those dogs by a long shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 what's wish all the old rehashed threads lately guys? hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 NUT JUMPER!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA.... Oh as for the dogs...its not really gay, little dude is trying to dominate furry dude. Its like prison type shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 is that why your boy organic dildo is tryin to jump all on my junk then too? i got fans all the way out in new york... haha.. im flattered..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 meet up after the pretty ricky show on myrtle?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cucumbers Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 loook! i got all you niggas honkin at each other to try and gang at the cumbers. ahahaha it's a two man advantage of hatin' and i still be pickling niggas all day san. and i'm just like a garden lawyer. building up my evidence to present a strong case of how gay your mans is san. grammar gorillas all day san. 1977 till forever. san is straight corssing dress, got gay dogs, dates rikki lake, names himself johnny i have ball bags slap my face on the daily, always talkin about dicks and nuts san. i mean he used the gayleidoscope on ya niggas to try and fool you and shit but no cucumbers san. i can see through any shit, gay ray glasses, gayleidoscopes, gayzer rays and all that san. you niggas need to check your daisy dukes in at the door. nahshamean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 san.......francisco? what is san? daniel san? ....no one would know you exist if you didnt come at johnny with this gay shit.....what do you hope to gain in this quest?? fake ass mero wanna be "san"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 get them both plush boyfriends... for example... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 stop feeding them this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 alright listen cucumber, you obviously think you know who i am and youre obviously too much of a pussy to tell me who you are so this little game youre playing is going no where... and while i appreciate your insatiable appetite for my attention, i really dont think its necessary to continue this bullshit on here... the is www.12ozprophet.com not www.cucumbertriestotalkshitandmakesanassofhimself.com and unless you have something to contribute or you plan to tell me who you really are please shut the fuck up and find a new crush on a new message board to dickride..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cucumbers Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 didn't need to see that. kthxbai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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