mr.yuck Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I found something a few years ago with mr chups called the magic cone. Essentially its a funnell that women can hold up to their crotch so they can pee standing up. This pretty much evened everything out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 the only times i care about what sex someone is when i need help moving or im trying put my penis in someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I was going to base my entire argument on the ability to slam dunk, but upon further research came across a couple of chicks who can do it. Instead, here is a site about a small mexican boy who falls into a river. http://www.edgarsecae.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.. RickyTickyTumboNoSuremboCharlieBarlieRuchiChickCheriChumbo. ^ No woman could have a name like that..That name > All women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 chick are also better free throw shooters than men. by a lot. ALL of these women have 100% free throw percentages 1. Tan White (Indiana Fever) 3 3 1.000 1. Nikki McCray (Chicago Sky) 2 2 1.000 1. Asjha Jones (Connecticut Sun) 2 2 1.000 1. Anna DeForge (Indiana Fever) 4 4 1.000 1. Brooke Wyckoff (Chicago Sky) 2 2 1.000 1. Ebony Hoffman (Indiana Fever) 9 9 1.000 1. Kelly Miller (Phoenix Mercury) 2 2 1.000 1. Lauren Jackson (Seattle Storm) 5 5 1.000 1. Lindsay Whalen (Connecticut Sun) 2 2 1.000 1. Becky Hammon (New York Liberty) 4 4 1.000 1. Kiesha Brown (New York Liberty) 2 2 1.000 1. Kelly Mazzante (Charlotte Sting) 2 2 1.000 1. Tiffani Johnson (Seattle Storm) 2 2 1.000 1. Sherill Baker (New York Liberty) 2 2 1.000 1. Barbara Farris (New York Liberty) 7 7 1.000 1. Christi Thomas (Los Angeles Sparks) 2 2 1.000 1. Doneeka Hodges (Los Angeles Sparks) 5 5 1.000 1. Cappie Pondexter (Phoenix Mercury) 2 2 1.000 1. Kristin Haynie (Sacramento Monarchs) 7 7 1.000 1. Shameka Christon (New York Liberty) 4 4 1.000 1. Rebekkah Brunson (Sacramento Monarchs) 2 2 1.000 1. LaToya Thomas (San Antonio Silver Stars) 2 2 1.000 1. Shanna Zolman (San Antonio Silver Stars) 2 2 1.000 1. Taj McWilliams-Franklin (Connecticut Sun) 4 4 1.000 versus these mens Steve Nash , PHX 79 18.8 3.3 3.5 257 279 .921 2 Peja Stojakovic , IND-SAC-SAC 71 18.2 3.4 3.7 238 260 .915 3 Ray Allen , SEA 78 25.1 4.2 4.6 324 359 .903 4 Dirk Nowitzki , DAL 81 26.6 6.7 7.4 539 598 .901 5 Wally Szczerbiak , BOS-MIN-MIN 72 19.0 3.9 4.3 278 310 .897 6 Chauncey Billups , DET 81 18.5 5.7 6.4 465 520 .894 7 Jerry Stackhouse , DAL 55 13.0 3.5 4.0 195 221 .882 8 Michael Redd , MIL 80 25.4 6.3 7.1 501 571 .877 8 Luke Ridnour , SEA 79 11.5 2.5 2.9 199 227 .877 10 Earl Boykins , DEN 60 12.6 2.5 2.9 152 174 .874 no one is even touching 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Yeah, but free throws are gay, so it figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 just like a machismo latino to demean women's great accomplishments :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Odele...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I was going to base my entire argument on the ability to slam dunk, but upon further research came across a couple of chicks who can do it. Instead, here is a site about a small mexican boy who falls into a river. http://www.edgarsecae.com "'no wey""si way""no wey" hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 just like a machismo latino to demean women's great accomplishments :bawling: Unless the great accomplishment is cooking me a steak. Then I congratulate them, and sometimes even give them a ribbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I buy amps for my bitches.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 superior? no. It's not about 'superior', it's about 'MORE Superior'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 It's not about 'superior'' date=' it's about 'MORE Superior'.[/quote'] ZING!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 women always call on a man when they're having trouble with their car. most women cannot even change a flat tire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 ^ that is true my bf ran her engine dry. how sad. i have changed two timing belts, a CV boot and a bunch of brakes in my day however. i met a woman in new orleans whose daughter is the head machanic for a NASCAR racer. It's not about 'superior'' date=' it's about 'MORE Superior'.[/quote'] Massively Over Rated ...Except ....superior???? ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 the only times i care about what sex someone is when i need help moving or im trying put my penis in someone. lol what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 ENFORCEMENT FACTOR II -- FATHER The man of the household must be housebroken to ensure that junior will grow up with the right social training and attitudes. The advertising media, etc., are engaged to see to it that father-to-be is pussy-whipped before or by the time he is married. He is taught that he either conforms to the social notch cut out for him or his sex life will be hobbled and his tender companionship will be zero. He is made to see that women demand security more than logical, principled, or honorable behavior. By the time his son must go to war, father (with jelly for a backbone) will slam a gun into junior's hand before father will risk the censure of his peers, or make a hypocrite of himself by crossing the investment he has in his own personal opinion or self-esteem. Junior will go to war or father will be embarrassed. So junior will go to war, the true purpose not withstanding. FACTOR III -- MOTHER The female element of human society is ruled by emotion first and logic second. In the battle between logic and imagination, imagination always wins, fantasy prevails, maternal instinct dominates so that the child comes first and the future comes second. A woman with a newborn baby is too starry-eyed to see a wealthy man's cannon fodder or a cheap source of slave labor. A woman must, however, be conditioned to accept the transition to "reality" when it comes, or sooner. As the transition becomes more difficult to manage, the family unit must be carefully disintegrated, and state-controlled public education and state-operated child-care centers must become more common and legally enforced so as to begin the detachment of the child from the mother and father at an earlier age. Inoculation of behavioral drugs can speed the transition for the child (mandatory). CAUTION: A woman's impulsive anger can override her fear. An irate woman's power must never be underestimated, and her power over a pussy-whipped husband must likewise never be underestimated. It got women the vote in 1920. "Silent Weapons For Quiet Wars". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jMd4wX8GQ0&search=wonder%20showzen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Men are more superior then women [Debate] women cant build sky scrapers' date='but men cant breastfeed. we're even.[/quote'] NOT TRUE MEN CAN LACTATE LOOK IT UP FOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 hahahaha. That sign is priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 breast feeding will make your babies "poseidon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 MAKROS IS SUPERIOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 every time i read anything in this thread, i grow more stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 why should i do it when i can get a man to do it for me for nothin? there are things that men are better at, and things that women are better at. i've been considered a tomboy before trying to do everything a man can do, and not relying on men, and what happened? those same men that bitch about women being weak and helpless shun the women who can handle their own.. and consider them butch or unappealing.. so yah i could've kept doing everything on my own, and fighting the stereotypes for women but i've found that being more 'feminine' and asking for things, life seems to go more smoothly, and i'm great now at working the way things are....less force, more finesse and craft.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Man Smart (Woman Smarter) Grateful Dead Let us put men and women together See which one is smarter Some say men, but I say no The women got the men like a puppet show Believe me, it's the people that say That the men are leading the women astray But I say that the women today Are smarter than the men in every way That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter The women are smarter than the men today Little boy sit on the corner and cry Big man come and he ask him why Says I can't do what the big boys do Man sat down and he cried too It ain't me, but the people who say That the men are leading the women astray But I say that the women today Are smarter than the men in every way That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter The women are smarter than the men today Ever since the world began Women been imitating the ways of men But listen cause I've got a plan Give it up, just don't try to understand That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter The women are smarter than the men today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Man Smart (Woman Smarter) Grateful Dead That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter The women are smarter than the men today only a drug addict could come up with a chorus so deep (and by deep i mean shitty). the greatful dead are still alright in my book for the simple reason that that was the soundtrack for ages 0 to 12. fucking hippie parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 deeper than you can see, apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 we have tits. human beings come from inside us. we have tits. done and done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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