!@#$% Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 me and this one dude were effing HOT together in bed. our sessions would usually end with us both laughing hysterically and him pounding on the floor with his fists yelling "YEEEAAAAHHHH" ha. something about incredibly good orgasms induce laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 dude i know had a drunk Girl sing along to the first verse of shook ones which was on the stereo somewhere else in the house . stuck off the realnessss this is no good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 "oy oy oy!" (lens should know bout them ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ^^^ yes sir, yes i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hankee Pankster.. Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 from my experience and this comes up with just about every girl im with. they either dont like it or dont say anything at all. doesnt matter to me cause they all catch a sucker punch to the back of the dome when i am hittin it from the bumper. :) HAHAHAHA!!! DONKEY PUNCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i used to fuck this azn bitch whos pussy made crazy qweefs when i was fucking her. do qweefs count as talking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 My ex once said to me "IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A BABY!" when we were having sex. He didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 very similar to one of my posts. ill give you a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 "give me a baby" i didnt though. proof. creampies were great though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 "you are dubbed the burger queen of radisson tower".(there is reason to this). "and to the witches garden". "captain america?.....your such a fuck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmade Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 AY PAPI!!!!! DAME MAS THIS MEANS "OH DADDY" " GIVE ME MORE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 " my husband was no good, he's sleeping now.. fuck me " true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke skywalker Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 not really wierd but a couple of weeks ago a girl kept calling me an asshole and saying that i'm pretentious... my response: "i liked you better when my prick was in your mouth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Her: "I'm allergic to latex" Me: "Really?" But what I was thinking: <Jackpot!!> And she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 CAN I INHALE YOUR FART? hahaha.. remember that video that was on here a while back?? the one with techno music and girls sniffing farts from other girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 People have sex? whats sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 "its seems you fuck alot harder and longer when I'm on my period...just don't lick it' date=' alright"[/quote'] :lol: "just dont lick it" is the best part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 dont earn your REDWINGS?!!!!! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 My ex used to bust out laughing right after he came, which freaked me out a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 AY PAPI!!!!! DAME MAS THIS MEANS "OH DADDY" " GIVE ME MORE" I had a girl that said "ay" recently. And what's with latin girls and scratching? Did yours do that? -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Her: "I'm allergic to latex" Me: "Really?" But what I was thinking: <Jackpot!!> And she was. yea i heard this from my girl. I LOVE HER FOR IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 i earned my redwings a while back damn proud of it too (it tastes like pennies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 EEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 you guys tasted it? no dice for me ill hit it not whip the fork and knives out though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagraffnazi Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 "stop telling me i am beautiful" you know what? that bitch was a head case! and you know what else, she wasn't that beautiful anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Earlier: "I don't think it's right to have sex with someone I won't have a serious relationship with" Later: "look, my feet are leaving marks on your cieling" (I have a loft bed) P.S.- asking a girl with a sense of humor, if she has ever climbed a ladder to get fucked, is actually a pretty funny pickup line. With some degree of success also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 redwings? nasty man, nasty. I had a girl that was allergic to latex once, I didn't luck out like you guys though. The condoms were just 3X as expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 redwings? nasty man, nasty. I had a girl that was allergic to latex once, I didn't luck out like you guys though. The condoms were just 3X as expensive. Hell yea my girlfriend just found out shes allergic to latex too Birthcontrol here i come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 "i think the condom is still inside her" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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