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guerillaidiom

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  1. :five-o: :five-o: :five-o: :five-o: :five-o: :five-o:
  2. yo bro dood, fahkin sox lost dood, time to go beat my gullfriend I toldat bitch. fahkin pussies!! Hey MA!!! where the fahk is my dunkies? I want a freakin coolata, extra extra cream extra extra sugar, what the freak!?!?!
  3. guerillaidiom

    bicicletas

    city riding, 4 drops, distance work, 100% commision. fixed, brakeless. no tpyos, just a long haul for jeans and a bag.
  4. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&q=punch&pl=true freaking hilarious.
  5. Earlier: "I don't think it's right to have sex with someone I won't have a serious relationship with" Later: "look, my feet are leaving marks on your cieling" (I have a loft bed) P.S.- asking a girl with a sense of humor, if she has ever climbed a ladder to get fucked, is actually a pretty funny pickup line. With some degree of success also.
  6. guerillaidiom

    bicicletas

    bump. merckx are fucking amazing. I took a haul one day doing some distance shit, and rode 31.9 miles in a total of 4 hours. I passed this guy on a merckx and he ended up passing me 15 miles later, while I was sitting on a wall on my phone. Dude was geared out, and out riding with gears.
  7. this is hotlinked from myspace.. LINK?!?!?!
  8. yo that first link is broken now, I wanna see this shit, so someone send me the link ,please!!!!
  9. I'd steal all their fucking Ipods, just like it was a frat house.
  10. photoshopped or not?!?!?!?! I wanna play this game too.
  11. the actual amount of whitty thoughts and jokes in this thread is amazing. imagine if this shit actually did come in cans? you could like crete up a jersey barrier to skate it in like 10 minutes. also, this stuff reeks of revenge plots. someone start a revenge plot/idea thread.
  12. THANK YOU. Quoted post I'd pee in her butt. bitch would be fartin piss. fuckin hot ass asian broad. :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: Quoted post thats fucking gross who are you, r kelly? Quoted post [/b] nah, see, to pee in a girls butt is slang for ejaculating in a girl while penetrating her from behind. I performed the joke, and then took it a step too far and elaborated. I personally, thought it was hilarious. it's not too popular of a slang, and not very widely used by white people.
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  14. P.S.- this shit is fucking dope. maybe I can afford a house someday now, with my lack of a career. I wonder if it's buffable.
  15. yo, I heard chuck norris invented that shit.
  16. in 200 years, kool kieth's lyrics will finally make sense, because it's finally applicable.
  17. THANK YOU. Quoted post [/b] I'd pee in her butt. bitch would be fartin piss. fuckin hot ass asian broad. :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2:
  18. CRIZ 156 and girr, damn. flicks of solid fucking fire right here. yo, assflea, post more flicks, I like your taste, you got good shit to post.
  19. seriously, where's the fucking plane parts and shit? where'd the fucking wings hit?
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