iloveboxcars Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 they seen my goods too. people tried to talk shit about me wearing sweat pants. but yo, it was morning, so i was allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlapYourMetal Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 i like the fact the guy who started this thread is named -MOE LESTER-....lol :skull2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 here's the only and only tip I'm giving you guys: do it in the shower why? water is lube (very important) warm water relaxes muscles (also very important) smells are contained (there are smells) it more hygenic for her (have some respect) all evidence is washed away (there IS evidence) and no... this isn't some tip from a maxim magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 yeah. I did it. told all my boys and got slapped the next time i saw the bitch. Heres my advice. TELL YOUR BOYS ITS WORTH THE SMACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ^ or you can have respect for the girl, and then you get to go back. maybe it's youth or inexperience, but it's way better to have a trusting partner who's actially into it, instead of some girl who's getting pressured to do something she wont enjoy. Trust me.... it's way better if she's into it. why am I even in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 6 2006, 04:37 AM here's the only and only tip I'm giving you guys: do it in the shower why? water is lube (very important) warm water relaxes muscles (also very important) smells are contained (there are smells) it more hygenic for her (have some respect) all evidence is washed away (there IS evidence) and no... this isn't some tip from a maxim magazine. Quoted post smells are contained? i would think it would make it worse. have you ever farted in the shower, that shit is retchid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 5 2006, 08:37 PM here's the only and only tip I'm giving you guys: do it in the shower why? water is lube (very important) warm water relaxes muscles (also very important) smells are contained (there are smells) it more hygenic for her (have some respect) all evidence is washed away (there IS evidence) and no... this isn't some tip from a maxim magazine. Quoted post water is not lube, every have sex in water? vagina is all hard to get into at first because the water washes away the lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 5 2006, 06:12 PM Does quim mean vagina? Im very confused. Oh and... ANAL SEX... WOOOOO. Quoted post THIS BITCH IS CRAZY B. MERO DOGS I BAG UP COKE IN FREEZER BAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I was fine with the outcome. Anal sex is not one of my priorities. Anal anything is pretty far down the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 1- you want the smell on your sheets or down the drain? 2- water can work as lube, just dont be underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 GO MOE!!!!!! FUCKER IN THE ASS DUDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 if your trying so hard i cant believe you havent pulled the accidental wrong hole poke. im saying next time shes drunk drive it home duder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Jan 6 2006, 12:22 AM my roomate fucks girls in the ass with no rubber or lubricant...what a sav Quoted post I did this too. I didnt get any poop on my dick either. Some girls just aint clean I suppose. I tried to put it back in her mouth too. She wasnt quite that drunk though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ass2mouth. mmmm mm. gimme a kiss baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ass 2 mouth = huge turn off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 tell that to the subscribers of ass to mouth . com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 no offense, but are you guys seriously like 17? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by Frate Raper@Jan 5 2006, 11:09 PM GO MOE!!!!!! FUCKER IN THE ASS DUDE! Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 god damn. two years ago this thread would be alive with wonderful stories. wheres dr frink, i remember he had a thread on this. and all those other niggas who said they live in their girls butts. all you 17 year old new jacks cant comprehend the wonderful aspect of sticking your big hard cock in your girls tight ass. once you have mastered tae kwon pussy, you must move on to poojitsu hey dubsface i notice you have been in this thread alot. im assuming your a hottie down for the butt pokage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 you ever heard of a rusty dick, well make sure she cleans that hole, or you will end up with a rusty dick!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I hit it. Owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Jan 6 2006, 01:14 AM I hit it. Owned. Quoted post me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Originally posted by fuck muni+Jan 6 2006, 08:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fuck muni - Jan 6 2006, 08:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-I.C.Shadow@Jan 6 2006, 01:14 AM I hit it. Owned. Quoted post me too Quoted post [/b] me three, PwNEd!!1!one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Yo I'm saying MOE, I'm saying. I honestly think I'm known for teh anal on this fucking board, even on my old name. I'm just very interested in sex, as I am a virgin. No, seriously. Ask anyone I know personally on this board. Nun status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jan 6 2006, 08:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jan 6 2006, 08:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by fuck muni@Jan 6 2006, 08:30 PM <!--QuoteBegin-I.C.Shadow@Jan 6 2006, 01:14 AM I hit it. Owned. Quoted post me too Quoted post me three, PwNEd!!1!one! Quoted post [/b] OK I've been there too. Are we all talking about the same girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 The same girl? Dude, that's CaCash the gay illegal Brinco smuggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 i no a brinco smuggler the lady jane giving these out to me and my people para free she tell us that in america i can living my dream of being a too many fancy person and i like to put my pito in the girls mucho big culo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 ANAL SEX IS FOR STEERS AND QUEERS. (and gay dogs at the park) call me old fashioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 and i like to put my pito in the girls mucho big culo YESSSSSS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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