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ONE STEP CLOSER TO ANAL SEX

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

last night during drunk sex i managed to finger my girl in her ass as she was climaxing. i have been pressuring this for a while, and she always says no, so this is a BIG DEAL.

 

i think next time i might be able to finally travel the poop chute. alcohol works wonders

 

why am i sharing this? well i remember back in 12oz golden days anal sex was a huge deal, there were threads about it every week. old school heads know.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i washed my hands right after, with strawberry scented soap

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Think of anal like the olympics.

You spend a long time tranning before you make it there.

Dont just jump right into the whole thing right away.

Start slowly, without penetration, then move from there.

If you rush it the first time, you'll be like Ben Johnson....

 

stripped of the gold and barred for life.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 5 2006, 10:56 PM

Think of anal like the olympics.

You spend a long time tranning before you make it there.

Dont just jump right into the whole thing right away.

Start slowly, without penetration, then move from there.

If you rush it the first time, you'll be like Ben Johnson....

 

stripped of the gold and barred for life.

 

couldnt have said that better...hahaha

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jan 5 2006, 04:58 PM

right rumpunch,

 

 

that asian guy with the basketball didnt start with that..

 

No, he apparently started with softballs or grapefruits.

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Guest Sparoism

I thought of a new game called ¨assketball¨ that involves a lot of dribbling after Hesh posted that...as far as taking trips up the Hershey Highway, the anticipation far outweighs the act itself...give me a slim, trim and silky quim any day.

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Guest Sparoism
Originally posted by guerillaeye@Jan 5 2006, 03:07 PM

theres 10 monukkas in this thread right now

You act surprised...there´d be thirty of us in a Star Trek thread, and the whole goddamn lot of us in a Monty Python thread.

 

12 oz. would collapse under the collective weight and we would create a black hole that would suck the web right out of existence.

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Guest Sparoism

Thank the Meatmen....¨Sex Mart 2000¨. Check it out.

 

I think casek is checking it out.

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Originally posted by Sparoism+Jan 5 2006, 06:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sparoism - Jan 5 2006, 06:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-guerillaeye@Jan 5 2006, 03:07 PM

theres 10 monukkas in this thread right now

You act surprised...there´d be thirty of us in a Star Trek thread, and the whole goddamn lot of us in a Monty Python thread.

 

12 oz. would collapse under the collective weight and we would create a black hole that would suck the web right out of existence.

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hahaha.. right on!

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heres the thing..if you love this girl...and want to marry her eventually and shit... she will never be an anal virgin again... taking a girls anal virginity is more sacred than taking her pussy virginity, imo... and who wants to fuck or marry a girl who aint an anal virgin???

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I've never, and will never, understand the attraction to fucking somebody in the ass. And as for being fucked up there, just the thought makes me cringe...

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Keep pushing for it Moe....anal is fun. I took a girls anal virginity....i felt like a real he-man

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Originally posted by LENS@Jan 5 2006, 06:28 PM

Keep pushing for it Moe....anal is fun. I took a girls anal virginity....i felt like a real he-man

 

 

hey, either way someone is going to end up in the corner crying like a little girl, so why the fuck not?

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