dubsface Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 All I got say now is: RAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 thnx gawd 4 buttsekz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I've done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippi Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 stick it in her butt.. then nut all in that hoe, but watch for the clingons.poo on your dick is wack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I wonder how many fellas are as pumped about givin some backdoor inout inout, as gettin... You first.... then me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 ass fuckin' is really popular here. i've never had the urge to. are you guys sure you're not from the south? seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 for the ladies: buttsex is like taking a long shit... who wants the biggest poo of their fucking life going in and out?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 This train makes no stops in Brown Town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iloveboxcars Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by Gigantic Jug@Jan 5 2006, 04:16 PM for the ladies: buttsex is like taking a long shit... who wants the biggest poo of their fucking life going in and out?? Quoted post your boy didnt do it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla@Jan 5 2006, 06:39 PM The 5 Major Guidelines 1.Always use a lubricant. Unlike the vagina, the small amount of mucus a rectum produces is completely insufficient for anal intercourse. Therefore anal penetration should always be accompanied with an ample supply of lubricant. Water-based lubricants are latex-compatible and highly recommended. 2.Stop immediately if your partner asks you to stop. If your partner is too tense to experiment, all forms of anal penetration will cause a great deal of pain. We are not saying to stop trying completely, just don’t push yourself onto your partner, as this will only result in a bad experience for them, and make them less willing to try again. 3.Take it slow. When experimenting with anal sex for the first few times, go slow. There is no rush and if you take your time you will probably both enjoy the experience. There should not be a great deal of forcing required. If lubricated properly, an object should slide in somewhat easily. We recommend using your fingers ahead of time to loosen them up first for the first few times. 4.Sufficient desire alone does not guarantee pleasurable anal sex. Read the other four points. 5.Always communicate with your partner. As with any sexual activity, communication is essential. Talk about what you want to do, discuss beforehand your desires, tell your partner what you like and don't like while engaging in anal intercourse. Basically, be open about your preferences and feelings, and, be receptive to theirs. Quoted post And what magazine or website did you get this from? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 hahaha wow you guys crack me up to those skeptical, its not really the act of anal sex that i am most interested in. i REALLY want to take her anal virginity, as i was unable to take her other virginity anal virginity is something so sacred that i want really bad. i drifted off to sleep with a smile last night, next time i want to drift off to sleep with a smile and poo on my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 my roomate fucks girls in the ass with no rubber or lubricant...what a sav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 if you could take both would you all be set? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by mississippi@Jan 5 2006, 06:55 PM stick it in her butt.. then nut all in that hoe, but watch for the clingons.poo on your dick is wack Quoted post Oooookk..that grossed me out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Jan 6 2006, 12:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Jan 6 2006, 12:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Gigantic Jug@Jan 5 2006, 04:16 PM for the ladies: buttsex is like taking a long shit... who wants the biggest poo of their fucking life going in and out?? Quoted post your boy didnt do it right. Quoted post [/b] right or wrong... shits never happening hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jan 5 2006, 07:19 PM ass fuckin' is really popular everywhere. Quoted post for gays and spiked belt wearers maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Jan 5 2006, 07:20 PM i want to drift off to sleep with a smile and poo on my dick Quoted post UBERTONESSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 are we talking about asians yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe+Jan 6 2006, 12:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mackfatsoe - Jan 6 2006, 12:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin--MOE LESTER-@Jan 5 2006, 07:20 PM i want to drift off to sleep with a smile and poo on my dick Quoted post UBERTONESSSSS Quoted post [/b] damnit beaten to it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 What about eastern European women, from what I gather they love it in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by richard_vagina+Jan 5 2006, 08:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richard_vagina - Jan 5 2006, 08:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-iloveboxcars@Jan 5 2006, 07:19 PM ass fuckin' is really popular everywhere. Quoted post for gays and spiked belt wearers maybe. Quoted post [/b] hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... also, I hear that If any fecal matter gets into ya'lls member... yer screwed.. infectioncity. badumdummmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Jan 5 2006, 08:20 PM i drifted off to sleep with a smile last night, next time i want to drift off to sleep with a smile and poo on my dick Quoted post This is the most excellent literature Ive read in a really long time. So well written. I'm not being sarcastic, I actually did "LOLZ" outloud from this comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh, come on. you just made that word (infectionicity) up. you can't do that! this isn't ego-maniac fun house. go sit and the corner and when you can show us all your breasts, you can come back and play with the other kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Mr.Selfdestruct* Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 If she keeps saying no, just tell her to shit in her hand and jerk you off. :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 hey wise ass... I meant Infection........city... why dont you shut yer trap an show the class yer goods first.... then ill think about it./ :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 they've seen my goods princess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ah darn..... must'v missed that day/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fox Mulder Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 i'm in the same situation as you moe. my girl will let me get a finger in when she is about to cum. but she won't let the penis go in yet. i need a couple more drunken nights to finish the mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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