*Mr.Selfdestruct*

Are you somewhere otherthan america? I thought daylight savings was exclusive to america...

The first cigarette I put in my mouth was candy. Mmmmmm, cig-a-rettes (homer simpson voice).

I've got a honda ruckus. Its great because in my state, you dont need a license or insurance for anything under 50cc, just a $5 3 year "motorized bicycle" sticker and its street legal!

^^^^^If youre gonna put that much effort into it you might as well grab some electronics and appliances while youre in there.

My friends had neighbors that would always call the cops for dumb shit, and one night, knowing that I like spray paint, They asked me to decorate their garage door. I didnt feel that these neighbors were deserving of my awesome handstyles and tosses, so I just drew stick figures having sex and wrote every racial slur I could think of. Anarchy signs and swastikas too. Im not racist, I just wanted them to feel pressured to have to clean it up as soon as possible.

Couple months ago I found a $1100 mountain/bmx hybrid in the trash in my alley. Only things wrong are missing front disk brake and front wheel is generic. It was in the trash with a bunch of other crap like someone got evicted an the landlord didnt know what he was throwing away!!!

:haha:

I found my dreamgirl, except for the fact that she has 2 kids with someone I grew up with who isnt going to like me anymore after we fight when he gets out of jail. Its all good though, I just found out I dont have aids!

Cus' drugs and graffiti go hand in hand.

Bump Chue and DCOM R86 makin' ripples...

Homo.

Im black from the waist down.

Anyone know the name of the song that loops on the "war2" main menu?

^^^^^ :haha:

I already read about this in the checkout line...

Why are super fat dudes with red hair always the biggest party animals?

They diagnosed me bipolar when I was a teenager, but I didnt believe them. I was just a stubborn punk ass that did what I wanted when I wanted and had problems with authority figures. I was on a revolving door type deal with the mental health facility. Id get admitted, put on some sort of drug, (lithium, paxil, depakote etc) held for a few weeks so the drugs could build up in my system and then released back into the wild. The drugs never made me feel any different. If anything, Id be worse after each stay in the "facility" because of the pent up anger Id have at being held against my will and told what is wrong with me by some asshole with a piece of paper on his wall. Eventually I quit being wild and am now In college and have held the same job for like five years, without taking prescription drugs. My point is, I think alot of the pharmaceutical shit going on these days is a scam. Seems like everybody has something wrong with them. You cant watch tv for more than 10 minutes without seeing an add for sort of pill that makes life better. The mental health facility I frequented was more like a juvenile detention, except if you went in there, you werent leaving without getting diagnosed with something. Our parents used to call it being a teenager, now its called antisocialbipolarhyperactivityism. Dont get me wrong, I believe there are people out there who might actually have chemical imbalances that can only be fixed with drugs, but not nearly as many as have been diagnosed. Sometimes life sucks and you just have to live and learn, fuck a pill. Anyways Im done ranting...

Are you talking about something that had to do with different sound frequencies passed through a surface with grains of sand and the patterns created by them? That was awesome. I wanna find out more about it, but I dont even know what the whole phenomena was called...Thread anyone?

Honke is just way to fresh... :burn:

Dickies, chucks, plain t-shirts,black hoodie forever

Dickies, chucks, plain t-shirts,black hoodie forever

If she keeps saying no, just tell her to shit in her hand and jerk you off. :love2:

Oh yeah, another time we got all shitfaced and talked some kid into taking his beater car around just to smash into parked cars. When I look back on it it was pretty fucked up but also one of the times I cried from laughing...

One time me and some friends are in a van and some wanna-b-a-g white dude pulls up next to us and throws up some gang signs. This is at a red light. My friend jumps out of the van with a tire iron and smashes ALL the windows out dudes ride. Dude gets out and tries to get into open side door and gets kicked in the face and dropped. Light turns green, we take off, no one takes down plates...

Venetian Snares.