rental Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla+Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by cloner@Jan 5 2006, 06:40 AM <!--QuoteBegin-dobsilla@Jan 5 2006, 01:39 AM whiskey, but its a double edged sword. either it works and i can go forever or it backfires i get hammered and cant even catch a halfboner to save my life. Quoted post that is the story of my goddamn life. Quoted post youre telling me! Quoted post [/b] oh great...i dont like the outlook of my lovelife all the sudden...forecast looks cloudy with a chance of no sex ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 whiskey has only had that effect on me once in my life. so that means a 0.000000000001% chance of flacidity based on my extensive research into whiskey consumption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by rental+Jan 5 2006, 02:02 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rental - Jan 5 2006, 02:02 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by dobsilla@Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM Originally posted by cloner@Jan 5 2006, 06:40 AM <!--QuoteBegin-dobsilla@Jan 5 2006, 01:39 AM whiskey, but its a double edged sword. either it works and i can go forever or it backfires i get hammered and cant even catch a halfboner to save my life. Quoted post that is the story of my goddamn life. Quoted post youre telling me! Quoted post oh great...i dont like the outlook of my lovelife all the sudden...forecast looks cloudy with a chance of no sex ever. Quoted post [/b] are you telling me you would like to have sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 good-ness! youre a whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 wait! me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 no, abcs the slut round here that i refer to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by rental@Jan 5 2006, 05:14 PM good-ness! youre a whore! Quoted post i was referring more to the number of times i've been drunk off whiskey, not the amount of times as i've had sex. god knows not even a porn star could have had sex as many times as i've been drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 :crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 eat her out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 PUT A LEECH ON OUR GRUNDLE AND DRINK A CUP OF VINEGAR...IT FUCKIN WORKS BRO CHECK IT SHIT IS ILLL FUCKING YOUR HAND FOR FUCKING DAYS KID HELL YES DUDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Pez......it works for the mexicans, it can work for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 4 2006, 09:49 PM just remember the secret to making a woman happy: lick her bunghole Quoted post bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 If she's already dead, then all you really need to worry aboug getting done fast so you can cut her into quarters and drop her about a mile off shore. Dont forget to take out her teeth and any other distinguishing features (ie: tattoos, birthmarks, etc.). You should also seriously consider removing her fingernails, as if there was any sort of a struggle she may have gotten some of your skin under there which could come back to haunt you later.... Although, I dont know if that holds true after she's been under water for a few weeks, better safe than sorry though, you know? You'll usually get caught if you hang around just trying to "last" and savor the moment. It's all a bout self control/restraint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 ^^^ you know the mans right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 jell-o + dirty bath water that's my secret. remember: vampires can only come in if you invite them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 put Bengay on your penis. it works great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 boner island hahahahahaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 PRACTISE MAKES PUUUURRRRRRFECT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 tie her to a hot water heater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla+Jan 5 2006, 01:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Jan 5 2006, 01:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by cloner@Jan 5 2006, 06:40 AM <!--QuoteBegin-dobsilla@Jan 5 2006, 01:39 AM whiskey, but its a double edged sword. either it works and i can go forever or it backfires i get hammered and cant even catch a halfboner to save my life. Quoted post that is the story of my goddamn life. Quoted post youre telling me! Quoted post [/b] same goes for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by Avancier@Jan 4 2006, 09:17 PM punch that bitch in the face! Yea! Quoted post i'd nut off that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The pull out and take a break before you splash all over her insides method can be pretty rewarding, although it is not to be used all the time. If you do it.... Do it maybe 3 times before you actually finished, she should be rather pleased... the only downside is pulling out is if you feel that you have to do it right as she's fixing to cum... well, that's all kids. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 nothings more disgusting than a half limp boner.. or a boner that'll never go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 show her your truck! edit: this isn't about asians is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Take a shit on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Jan 6 2006, 07:36 AM Take a shit on her Quoted post hell yeah. dump on her chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Jan 5 2006, 06:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Jan 5 2006, 06:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-LENS@Jan 6 2006, 07:36 AM Take a shit on her Quoted post hell yeah. dump on her chest Quoted post [/b] the chest is for pussy's. be a man, crap on her chin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by richard_vagina+Jan 5 2006, 11:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richard_vagina - Jan 5 2006, 11:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 5 2006, 06:32 PM <!--QuoteBegin-LENS@Jan 6 2006, 07:36 AM Take a shit on her Quoted post hell yeah. dump on her chest Quoted post the chest is for pussy's. be a man, crap on her chin! Quoted post [/b] ahh yes, the steaming beard treatment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla+Jan 5 2006, 06:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Jan 5 2006, 06:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by richard_vagina@Jan 5 2006, 11:35 PM Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 5 2006, 06:32 PM <!--QuoteBegin-LENS@Jan 6 2006, 07:36 AM Take a shit on her Quoted post hell yeah. dump on her chest Quoted post the chest is for pussy's. be a man, crap on her chin! Quoted post ahh yes, the steaming beard treatment Quoted post [/b] i like to call it "little taste of cosby" or "the coz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 "oops there go the cosby's all over your face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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