!@#$% Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Originally posted by dosoner@Oct 6 2005, 04:31 PM being drunk is an excuse for almost anything Quoted post shit ceases to be "valid" at about age 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 fuck that, thats why alcoholism was invented. insted of being drunk, you blame it on a drinking problem. shit, it works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Were in orange ya'll (ny), tommorow is going to be so much fun. random searches are hot. Actually i'm happy that there actually doing them now. -They say if you see something say something...what exactly are train commuters supposed to see. Ex: I was on the train late one evening and a young middle eastern man sat in the seat across from me. When he first got on he was staring directly at me for about 4-5 minutes. He was also carrying a black leather briefcase. But there was no one around to say hey this guy looks suspcious. He got off the train shortly after he got on. He might've just been staring at me to see if i'll look at him while he dug up his nose hardcore (for what seemed like 10 minutes) before leaving. The world may never know. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Lately my girl has been playing with my hair, (making it stand up and be fluffy) and I think I look like some type of moviestar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son I wish i had the godhand. I meet someone i dont like, touch them and they die. Godhand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 im not fat, or all that stupid, but i am drunk alot, so i guess 1 out of 3 is ok? can i get through life like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 "im a freak! give me some duct tape and a midget, and someone's getting fucked..." yuck, you arent a personal trainer that just moved to cali are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 i ate mcdonalds this morning and it was one of the worst decisions i ever made..an hour or maybe 2 later i start feeling real shitty,then up comes my whole stomach.therefore i am never eatting mcdonalds again in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Howdy.....just wanted to drop by and say that asia is the best fucking place on earth. Japan.....never seen hotter asian girls in my life. It was like being on E because I was smiling the whole week I was there. In hong kong now and i'll be back soon with one hell of a photo thread. And i still think onesecondple is a herb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 dude. 9314 0622 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 LENS you are one crazy dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 jeeez there's this one bitch on here that is so fucking annoying. really how could one be so corny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 my fucking car is in impound with an armed robbery hold on it. The fuck is this. I didnt arm or un arm rob anybody Ive washed my face 25 times and i keep getting pepper spray particles in my eyes and it sucks. I want to follow that cop home and shit on his pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 /\/\sounds shitty... the colorado weekend was good. though depressing. seeing my mom as sick as she is... she's a classic mid-american housewife--our house has always been impeccably clean and she always makes the best meals. this time though, the house was a mess from top to bottom, and there was no groceries but frozen foods in the house... just different... but yeah, docs went from 10 to 50% chance of survival past chemo, so thats encouraing, but still, 50% sucks... good to see the crew again. good to see the CU frat kids too... fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 I think i finally need to get glasses and the issue cant be avoided anymore... I can barely see anything.. so incredibly fuckin bored. I think i'm getting sick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 get contacts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Champagne is the best. And the worst. Frill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 burp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Oct 15 2005, 04:58 PM Champagne is the best. And the worst. Frill. Quoted post yeah i had cristal once, nor bullshit. I was invited to this house party in a rich ass suburb and the girl who was throwing it gave my boy the keys to the liquor room(not liquor cabinet, ROOM) a very stupid move on her part and after some careful selection we gazed upon its golden goodness. worth the $5,000 or however much it costs? not even close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Yeah I tried that shit once too. I actually puked in my mouth when I drank that shit because I had been drinking OE all night. I gave the bottle back to my friend and kept drinking my forty instead, which went down smooth. My stomach keeps it gully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 You could blow up your transmission, switching from 800 to Cristal...that's gotta be the best come up in one night, though. I found out that the bougie shit is "too refined and subtle" for my needs...I need a wine that's the alcoholic equivalent to Pop Rocks...just BLAM! in a good way, of course. I can't get too drunk on wine, or I'll pass out...but, I love French table wine and chianti. I don't know anything about wine, my girlfriend is the expert in the family. Nine times out of ten the wine she picks is good and that's with hardly ever buying the same bottle twice. Fuck it, I'm drinking Seagram's gin right now. Yep...that ol' bumpy face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morg-kcor Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 i got some knob creek whiskey and im writing trying to get ready for this damn slam on tuesday and im kinda nervous as i have quite a few first time friends going to cheer me on but also make things more difficult lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 im bored as shit..i need some booze or something to occupy my time....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 ^.^, man i feel you...i quit smoking so i could concentrate on school work and focus more...it's been almost 3 months and all i know is...not being faded 24/7 kinda sux...i've been bored as shit since i stopped, but,at the same time, i was getting sick of feeling like a damn addict, and burning all my money up...so i'm trying to stick to leaving that shit alone "...i was fiendish/fiendish/i was suckin' blunt wraps like a penis..."hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 playing risk while drunk is amazing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 risk is an extremely slept on game wonk saggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 anyone hear that new "kryptonite" song, with big boi...? it's the jizzy jump off. i have been drinking unhealthy amounts of cream soda lately..i feel gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Not a big fan of cream soda, i like it dont get me wrong but, like when i get to the "ass" of the bottle i get tired of it. Root beer is much more welcome in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I stopped drinking soda one day, and haven't even drank any since. It wasn't even hard. I used to drink A LOT of Coke too. But Newports? Another story altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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