CALIgula Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread why is espn showing "the rock paper scissor championships"????...is that really a sport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so i found madlibs on the internet...i filled it out and this is the story i got: Copernicus Four hundred years ago people knew little about our slutty universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire pussy and that the sun and all of the nipples revolved around it. But then a/an chinese named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the testicle 4,635 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Huxtable, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first fat telescopes, which was invented by eastbaypowerhouse. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of fried chicken stuck on each end of a/an pencil. In 1600 an Italian janitor named Galileo expanded Copernicus's ugly theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was swiftly arrested. After pissing for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I had to do one of those rush home poops. I was bubblin' while coming down the road. Ran inside and blasted the fuck outta that toilet. Fuck porcelain. Naw mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread L.A. is a strange place it feels so condensed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread saw some jerkwad posing in front of one of my pieces today had a can out and everything his little friend whipped out the camera and took photos as he pretended to paint i was sitting a few metres away and started laughing my ass off he got all butt hurt and came over and asked why i was laughing in between hicoughing and laughing i told him i painted that and he looked like a complete douche he tried to fight me i laughed and punched him in the jaw i think his was glass what an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread im not allowed to fish in toilets anymore? fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread 2nd one down on the right hand side obviously means no asian men can use the toilet. Awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I kind of overslept 4 hours and didn't show up for work. They are def going to fire me anyway fuck that place I'm not going back. I think I'm going to apply to some car dealerships and be an auto salesman. Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i have a date. w00t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Good luck MAR, heres hoping it goes well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I havent had a pizza in a long time and i sure can buy and eat the fuck out of one right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i have a date. w00t. im still invited to the wedding right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread lol. heck yeah but don't be looking for invitations anytime soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i dont know mar.....you guys are moving pretty fast....first you were jocking the girl....now youve got a first date...by tomorrow you guys will be shopping for a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Having your head constanly fucked with is just so awesome.....deepend status. Drunk all day, smoking whole packs, went back to eating nothing but crap...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Stop smoking faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I can't stop right now....It won't let me. I smoked all day and started coughing up black green shit with traces of blood yum a dum dum.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I hate smoking. It started only 4 years ago but feels like I can never quit. I should try now before it gets out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so this is the thread where people come and get to know eachother in huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread No, I fucking hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread thats so true all they do is sit in front their shops, drink mint tea, sometimes smoke hashish, and look at all the foreigners angrily. I'd pass on the hash, but If I was there, i'd be sitting with the Palestinians drinking tea. I wouldn't mean mug you, though, i call you over for some tea and talk to you about Allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread oh man. gotta be up for work in 3 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread No, I fucking hate you. yeah, good to meet you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Nice to meet you! How are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread excellent, stank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread quit bein a couple of queers. god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I'd pass on the hash, but If I was there, i'd be sitting with the Palestinians drinking tea. I wouldn't mean mug you, though, i call you over for some tea and talk to you about Allah. seriously though....like i said some palestinians were cool...i actually had tea at one spot....but i remember these two older palestinian guys who just mugged me like crazy...for no reason other than im from a place they hate...the u.s.....i think that shit is fucked up....its ok though....i bought my souveneirs elsewhere..ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread that's God....with a capital "G" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Fuck it, go to that place with a bomb yourself. This dude I know went over that way, I'll post some pics he took later, pretty nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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