louise2wease Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Community service is nice and all, but if you get the choice, do something that isn't hard labor. I'm good at and used to shoveling shit out of horse stalls, but spending nine hours doing that and taking apart a huge greenhouse and carrying scrap metal and mowing lawns and weed wacking is not a fun way to spend a sunday afternoon =/. Okay, I'm done complaining, how was everyone's weekend and/or day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Community service is nice and all, but if you get the choice, do something that isn't hard labor. I'm good at and used to shoveling shit out of horse stalls, but spending nine hours doing that and taking apart a huge greenhouse and carrying scrap metal and mowing lawns and weed wacking is not a fun way to spend a sunday afternoon =/. Okay, I'm done complaining, how was everyone's weekend and/or day? what are you doing community service for???:confused::confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i just got a letter from the irs. they want to know why i havent been filing my taxes. im going to send them a check and arrange for payments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread what are you doing community service for???:confused::confused: i was on this weekend outing thinger ma bob with this group i'm a part of... cough, for horseback riding, and me and a couple guys took adderall so we could stay up all night. one of them told the third dude in our group and he told some of the chicks and eventually, three weeks after the fact it got to one of our chaperons who told the board of directors at the place where we work / ride. sooooo we have to do 24 hours of community service each. it's not that bad, just three work days... i just like complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread me and those two guys were working with these three other kids. one was doing fifty hours for driving without a license [he's fifteen] and he crashed. another was doing some [idk how many] for assault, battery, and robbery. idk what the third kid was doing it for, he left before i could ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so im guessing your like part of a church group or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread yeah, right. :rolleyes: but yeah, i do ride horses. and i really don't care if you make fun of it, because its the one thing i am able to do that gets me out of depressing funks. humans suck most of the time, but i've never met a horse that lies, cheats, or hurts ya... other than physically, and that just doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread yeah, right. :rolleyes: but yeah, i do ride horses. and i really don't care if you make fun of it, because its the one thing i am able to do that gets me out of depressing funks. humans suck most of the time, but i've never met a horse that lies, cheats, or hurts ya... other than physically, and that just doesn't count. im not making fun of it.....i thought it was community service for a church group....i know a couple females that ride horses...... so....does riding a horse get you horny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My dad owns a horse ranch. I used to live there. See? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread no... can't say that it does. we only have geldings at the farm where i ride, and idk if you've ever seeing a gelding's penis, but that shit would make you throw up before it would make you horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokee Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i heard you owe me paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread no... can't say that it does. we only have geldings at the farm where i ride, and idk if you've ever seeing a gelding's penis, but that shit would make you throw up before it would make you horny. lol.....no.....im talking about when you ride the horse....it might be an urban myth but ive heard some girls can have an orgasm just riding on a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinchedwaist7 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread procrastination. I have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so i put on this aromatherapy lotion on my the back of my neck (it's supposed to go on the back of your neck and temples), and my skin is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread lol.....no.....im talking about when you ride the horse....it might be an urban myth but ive heard some girls can have an orgasm just riding on a horse. ha, my mistake. uhmmm hmm... well, one time, yes. i was like, deprived of male contact for a few weeks due to grounding [no youngin jokes, i beg] and yeah... interesting reaction to riding a horse ensued. like, when you're riding bareback, if you have a smooth ride [insert sexual joke here] then yeah, pretty easy to get horny. but mostly it's just a rush... like... you know when you're driving on the highway, all windows down, going ninety? well... its like that when you're galloping on my horse, Sugar. Shit... i take her out on trails and after a warm up, just lean forward, stand up in the stirrups like a jockey, and whisper the word "go" and she takes off as fast as she can... each step is easily two if not three feet long and it's like you're flying. i know this was off topic, but i got to do that on saturday, so the feeling is fresh on my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread procrastination. I have a problem.Cosigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokee Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread http://youtube.com/watch?v=p64f-J0EcWo&mode=related&search= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so i put on this aromatherapy lotion on my the back of my neck (it's supposed to go on the back of your neck and temples), and my skin is on fire. Ouches..I set my face on fire with aromatherapy lotion once, it was sort of not a fun time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i did that too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so i put on this aromatherapy lotion on my the back of my neck (it's supposed to go on the back of your neck and temples), and my skin is on fire. No pain no gain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Damn, I had to actually do some work for the first time in a while yesterday and feel stiff and sore. I gave my pain relief cream to my ex when her back was sore, now I need it and don't have it. Shitt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Thats what you get for helping a bitch out...You know what comes next a bitch straddlin' your grill while you huff her anal breeze... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahah! Well, that bitch better come to my party so I can tell her of the pain I am in. Just checked the forecast, and early showers with the weather turning fine for when my party is. Only fine day this week, so I am the luckzorz!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I guess I get to go to a business meeting at this place Blue Turtle in the mall. Its basically like a grown ups arcade. They have a bar I guess good food and fucking VIDEO GAMES!!! We are going to meet our kingston memory reps there for a lunch meeting thanking us for our business I guess...Its so weird all the people here are like 50 they are not gonna know what to do...but I do...COLLECT THEIR TICKETS!!!! http://www.playatblueturtle.com/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread go check out her new cd. i've been listening to innocence over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ha, my mistake. uhmmm hmm... well, one time, yes. i was like, deprived of male contact for a few weeks due to grounding [no youngin jokes, i beg] and yeah... interesting reaction to riding a horse ensued. like, when you're riding bareback, if you have a smooth ride [insert sexual joke here] then yeah, pretty easy to get horny. ok....thats it.....im going to the nearest horse stable to meet women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread The other night when I was drunk, I wrote some really awesome chapters for my book. In my head. In the morning, I couldn't remember the details. But it was some real good shit. I was blowing my own mind. Like always, I remember wishing I had wires plugged into my brain. To print out a transcript of my thoughts. I didn't work much today. But am trying to talk my boss into believing otherwise. I should go do that more. And do this less. I make promises of working extra hard tomorrow. When I know that is just a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ok....thats it.....im going to the nearest horse stable to meet women. You could go to mine. But the only mexican there is Juan. He cleans everything up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ok....thats it.....im going to the nearest horse stable to meet women. heh... I found this one time, donno where:: 15 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider 1.We have 4 speeds and many positions. 2.We wear tight pants and tall boots. 3.We love getting dirty. 4.We know how to ride our mounts. 5.We like to be in control. 6.We can ride for hours on end. 7.We know how to handle all size girths. 8.We get off easily. 9.We're always on top. 10.We like it rough. 11.We have our legs spread all day long. 12.We love using whips. 13.Straddling is our natural position. 14.We don't mind being bucked around. 15.Endurance riders do it longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i marched 9 miles today in oakland to support a fair immigration reform and protest the ins raids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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