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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

well that's the thing..I don't really want to finish school for graphic design. I hate it.

Too bad I didn't figure that out 20k ago.

 

At least I've got massage therapy to fall back on, and graduated from that..

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I need a massage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with a happy ending!

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this other lady, I told her about this new line we have called "shedonism" with celebrates women and all how awesome they are, yada yada, she goes "oh, is that like hedonism, ya know, it happens in jamaica!"

 

 

oh man.

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so i kinda of bought this car from basically good friends friend. i consider this person my friend. the car needs a lot more work on it then previously expected.

 

i asked dude for money back, hes saying he doesnt have most of it. i know he can get it from fam.

 

the title is still in his name. i hope it doesnt come to blackmail.

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I don't care how much smack I get for this:

I go puddle-jumping every time i get the chance. I adore rain. Frisbee in the rain is also quite amazing. Diving into the mud for a Frisbee... heaven. I loveeeeeeeeee being covered in mud.

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i havent had such a terrible day in a long time

im woken up by the bailiff knocking my door and serving me

then myy car breaks down so i run to catch the bus to uni, which im already late for

so i miss my lecture because the bus is 20 minutes late

and to top it all off, i get clipped by a car during a bike ride, causing me to fly over my handle bars and smash my head into the concrete

thank god for helmets

not to say i dont have a fuck off big headache thanks to the impact though

i need a drink to deal with this shit

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So I'm having a not-that-great day. I decide to treat myself to the whole foods hot food bar. Delicious but expensive. Some yuppie white lady comes up next to me. Glances at the bar. I notice she drops something. I look down. $10. She doesn't notice. She walks away. I drop my newspaper on the $. Pick up my newspaper. Free whole foods lunch.

 

/no scumbag.

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