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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

DOOKIE THERE WAS THIS BITCH PLAYING POKER WITH US TONIGHT

\MY BOYS WERE LIKE "YEAH SHE LOOKED CUTE AS HELL THEN SHE STOOD UP AND HER THIGHS AND ASS WERE SOOO FAT"

 

I WAS LIKE KIDDDDDDDD SHE STOOD UP AND I SAW THE GATES OF HEAVEN MOTHER FUCKER. DOGGY HER SHIT WENT FROM MID-THIGH TO WAIST ON A DRASTIC INCLINE ON THICKNESS. HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING PROPER I COULD OF SERVED THANKSGIVING DINNER OFF THIS SHIT;.

 

I CANT BELIEVE FAGS WHO LIKE ANOREXIC BLONDE WHITE GIRLS

 

 

GIVE ME AN ITALIAN BITCH WITH A FUCKING DONKEY ANY DAY THATS WIFEY SON CHYEAAAA

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

"DOOKIE THERE WAS THIS BITCH PLAYING POKER WITH US TONIGHT

\MY BOYS WERE LIKE "YEAH SHE LOOKED CUTE AS HELL THEN SHE STOOD UP AND HER THIGHS AND ASS WERE SOOO FAT"

 

I WAS LIKE KIDDDDDDDD SHE STOOD UP AND I SAW THE GATES OF HEAVEN MOTHER FUCKER. DOGGY HER SHIT WENT FROM MID-THIGH TO WAIST ON A DRASTIC INCLINE ON THICKNESS. HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING PROPER I COULD OF SERVED THANKSGIVING DINNER OFF THIS SHIT;.

 

I CANT BELIEVE FAGS WHO LIKE ANOREXIC BLONDE WHITE GIRLS

 

 

GIVE ME AN ITALIAN BITCH WITH A FUCKING DONKEY ANY DAY THATS WIFEY SON CHYEAAAA"

 

 

 

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh HAHAHAHAHAHA!^^^^ yeah man i here that. bitch gotta have ass for the smash!!

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

FUCK ALL THIS SHIT IN THE FUCKIN CUNT HARDBODY STEEZ

 

IM TIRED OF GETTING 5TH PLACE WHEN IM THAT NIGGA I NEED 1ST

 

IM TIRED OF FUCKING DRINKING 45 BEERS WHEN THESE NIGGAS DRINK 20 AND THROW UP LIKE A LITTLE HO

 

IM TIRED OF HOMO FUCKS GETTING SHIT THEY DON'T DESERVE

 

IM TIRED OF THESE SNAKE ASS MOTHER FUCKERS WANNA TALK SHIT BEHIND EVERYONE BACK

 

IM TIRED OF HOW 99 PERCENT OF MY FRIENDS ARE DRUG ADDICTS NOW

 

STARTING THIS WEEK IS CALLED "FUCK ERRBODY WEEK"

 

IT IS WHEN I START GOING TO THE GYM 7 DAYS A WEEK AND HANGING OUT WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE BECAUSE I NEED TOP NOTCH OUT OF MY LEAGUE PUSSY AND FRIENDS WHO AREN'T NODDING OFF WHILE IM TALKING TO THEM OR TALKING SHIT BEHIND MY BACK

 

I THINK THIS WEEK I WILL MAKE A BREAK THROUGH IN MY LIFE

 

YES I WILL

 

PEACE AND LOVE

 

REV GUCCI

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

I have done nothing but take naps for two days now and feel stellar. Accomplished even. I give it another hour or two before I return to the world of dreams. For once I am completely fine about doing nothing.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

damn ya'll....went to see mark curry (hangin with mr. cooper) at the comedy club last night...i seen him here about 5 or 6 years ago...he was so funny then..thats why i went last night...

 

this guy does not dissapoint...had me laughin the entire time...i was in tears the last 20 minutes of the show...if he comes to your city...definately go to the show!

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

yeah...dane cooks comming here in like a month....but fuck him....i dont find him funny at all...in fact hes one of the lamest comedians ive ever seen...

 

paul mooney is comming out in a couple of weeks...

still waiting for chappelle.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

I keep meaning to see dave out here

 

But you gotta be on top of his shit, cause those tickets go fast

 

yeah...i heard chappelle is out in frisco ALOT...

he said he wont be comming back to sac ever since his 2004 show out here...but im hoping he will.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i just seen hitman

it was pretty good

i had watched die hard 4 the previous night and the bitch guy in the movie played 47

it met my expectations

and now the moon is illuminating my room and i am about the watch christmas story

i love my sundays

and im not doing my homework

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