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her career's far from over.

 

if Trump is offering Michael Jackon a contract to perform

at his hotel in vegas despite all the fact he might go to jail,

I can see him offering Brittney a contract to show her boobs.... even if they're lactating.

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Hell No! My Child Does Not Make The Honor Roll He Rides In Rodeos!

 

My kid had sex with your honor student!

 

If the kid is an honor student, he must not really be yours

 

My kid knocked up your honor student

 

My Child Was Butthead of the Month

 

My kid sold your honor student all of the answers to the tests!

 

My child was inmate of the month!

 

My daughter turned down your honor student!

 

My Dog Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student

 

My Son Skateboards Better Than Your Honor Student

 

My honor student can drink yours under the table!

 

My honor student sells the best dope!

 

Your child may be an honor student But you're a moron.

 

Your child may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot

 

My kid can beat up your honor student!

 

Your honor student never gets laid!

 

My kid can whip your honor student's @$$

 

Your honor student sells bumper stickers!

 

 

$4.95 each

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductsList.aspx?CategoryId=48

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fucking gross, i mean i know we all have our bad days but she it totally letting herself go. yeah yeah i know celebrities are people too but dont they have like special contracts saying they have to put concelor on acne at all times and have your hair done 24/7????

 

she needs to focus less on trying to cover up her shit with glasses and fancy earrings, and go take 1 minute out of her life to put some foundation on.

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i feel too bad for the kid, poor bastard is on TV and doesn't even know it, and has people like me criticizing his/her mother. I've felt its obvious she's doing this for publicity, to be cool again. Apparantley now its cool to be married, thats just scary. Everything is getting so dirty by this, celebrity marraiges are now a staple of pop culture. I guarantee you Britney Spears is looking to one up this whole idea, and in the worst way by bringing a child into the world. Can you really get more fucked up than this, have a kid to be on top again. I've felt this is more wrong than anyone can realize, and would be willing to handle. I honestly believe she is giving life to a human to be cool again. its a fucking joke, and i think she is looking for a way to catch up to this new thing; and i hope to god that pop culture doesn't make it ok to be this careless with life in order to be the new thing.

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